Well.. hello everyone ^^

For my first fanfiction in english, I have chosen a OS based on my favorite character : Rodney McKay !!

I hope you will enjoy it :d

Damn! Where is Sheppard?!! He was just behind him, three minutes ago! This forest is so dark! So cold…Where are the others?! Rodney hears his heart… It pulses faster and faster. He feels alone in the middle of nowhere. Alone. With no mean of communication, without water… WITHOUT FOOD!!! He will die here! He goes round and round, lying in wait of a noise. Where is the path to the jumper? These trees are so high! He cannot distinguish anything!

Suddenly a noise! Rodney doesn't move anymore. Except his head. He looks like a rabbit which has scented the presence of a hunter…Where does this noise come from?! Another one! This time it was a snap!

Rodney locates the noise. He turns the head and sees a hideous shadow. All he knows is that thing is not human! Because even if the darkness doesn't allow him to clearly distinguish the shape of the thing, thanks to the dim lunar light which breaks through the dense foliage, he can see that the creature in front of him looks like a… big Christmas three!

Rodney turns around and runs like he has never run! He doesn't know where to go, he doesn't know where's the gate, he doesn't know where his friends are! All he knows is that he must get out of it!

He runs, jumps the streams and slides down the pits. He looks behind him while he's still running. The monster is always chasing him! It comes closer! Oh no… At this moment, he swears he will never touch any chocolate cake for the rest of his life!

Rodney looks the road again. But it's too late. He hasn't seen the root. He fells.

A presence… just behind him…

His breath becomes faster and he shakes when he finally confronts the creature.

In front of him, the ultimate enemy…the one who can kill him with one movement.

In front of him… a carnivorous lemon tree! Two lemons for the eyes…This other citrus fruits are getting closer and closer to him… with sharp teeth.

Rodney protects himself with his arms and shouts with all his might!

The scientist feels shake. He opens the eyes.

John, Elizabeth, Ronon and Teyla stand above him.

Rodney sits up. He's in a cabin, on the Deadalus' board.

Frightened, he looks everywhere. Nothing…

"Rodney, for the hundredth time, there is no lemon on board! sighs John."

The Atlants leave and Rodney remains alone, sweat and shame-covered.

In the corridor, John smiles.

"I think the "return of the killer tomatoes" has traumatized him for the rest of his life."

Thank you to have read this little piece of fiction O_o