Hey, everyone. So, as you probably noticed, I'm new to this fandom, and though I've wanted to write a BLoSC fic for a while, I just haven't had any ideas. However, I do love humor, so hopefully that's what this story will progress into, after the first chapter, which is basically intro. Do enjoy, and do PM! I'm a talker XD, and it's been awhile since I've seen an episode, despite being a big fan when it was still on (the good ol' days XD) so I always love advice! Finally, sorry if this has been done before; I've hardly read anything in this fandom. For those of you who don't get the title, it's simply a play on the movie, 'Mamma Mia.' Just trying to be clever. XD Enjoy!

"Zurg." Mira growled. Next to her, Buzz, Booster and XR struggled to break the handcuffs the evil emperor had chained them with.

"Mira." The purple-clad villain responded playfully. "And you thought your silly little team would be able to defeat me." He folded his arms with proud satisfaction.

"Well, statistically speaking, your evil emperor-ness, we have beat you enough for us to think that-"

"SILENCE!" Zurg cut XR off. "Seriously, haven't the Grubs found your off switch yet?"

"W-w-well, emperor Zurg, we rely are trying, aren't we, Grub?" One f the two Grubs stammered out, turning to his partner for backup.

"Oh yes, yes, trying our hardest, absolutely!" The second Grub nodded furiously.

"Really?" Mira raised an eyebrow at the trembling minions. "This clown scares you?"

"Hey!" Zurg pouted, offended. "I, Ranger Nova, am certainly no clown." He paused for a moment, frowning in thought. "Terrible profession, clowning. Having to smile, be around children all day...literally two of the most horrifying prospects of my entire existence combined. Now, if you want a REAL job, I say you go into evil. Never fails." Zurg shook his head with certainty.

"Evil will always fail in the end, Zurg." Buzz glared.

"Geez, Buzz. You're like a never-ending cliché dispenser. Grubs, why don't you look around for his off switch?" XR suggested hopefully.

"XR!" Booster whined. "Be nice! Buzz is just trying to inspire us, right Buzz?" The Jo-Adian looked hopefully to his idol.

"Yeah? How about you inspire me out of these handcuffs?" XR demanded, and Mira sighed.

"How about I inspire you to stop talking with THIS?" Zurg threatened, producing what looked like a giant Taser from his cape.

"Oh, yeah. That's inspiring. Wow, would you look at the crackle of electricity of that thing?" XR laughed himself into a nervous silence.

"It's nice, isn't it?" Zurg asked admiringly. "Got it off of the internet, actually."

"You did?" XR's metallic jaw hit the bottom of his helmet. "You know, it is so hard to find quality weapons online these days."

"Oh, I totally sympathize." Zurg nodded. "There's searching, measuring, and don't even get me STARTED on shipping and handling-"

"Isn't it ridiculous! I mean, the price to mail one teeny, tiny little chainsaw-"

"You ordered a chainsaw?" Buzz looked incredulously at XR, who paused shamefully mid-sentence.

"Pffft! No! Why would I buy a chainsaw? I certainly don't NEED one, I mean, or at least the LGMs seem to think so considering they won't INSTALL ONE!" XR's defense quickly escalated to a tantrum, and Mira facepalmed (or would have, if she wasn't cuffed).

"Can you just tell us why we're here?" She asked Zurg, who frowned in realization that his train of thought had barreled straight off of a cliff.

"Ah. Yes, of course." He coughed in mild embarrassment. "My plan, you see, is THIS!" He gestured grandly to the huge, tarp-covered item behind him.

"Wow." XR whistled. "How did we miss that, exactly?"

"It's the evil lightning." Zurg casually waved his hand in the air. "It does make things a bit dim, but it just casts such an evil mood over the place!" He exclaimed in delight. "Anyway, rangers, what I wanted to show you was…THIS!" With a dramatic gesture, the emperor tore the canvas off of the object, revealing underneath a huge machine that resembled…a high chair? A high chair with a ray gun on the side, Mira noted.

"Zurg, buddy, don't tell me that's your new throne." XR sighed in disappointment. "You have simply got to get a new interior designer-"

"It's not a throne, idiot!" Zurg snapped. "It's my new…invention." He cackled evilly. "And you rangers will be the perfect test subjects!"

"Test subjects?" Booster gulped.

"Yes." Zurg grinned wickedly. "Would you like to go first, tubby?"

"TUBBY?" Booster shrieked indignantly. "How dare you-"

"What's that?" Zurg pretended to put a hand to his ear. "I can't hear you over the sound of ME DEFEATING YOU!" He cackled, pulling a lever on the side of the chair dramatically. Booster winced, shying away from the thing as much as possible when handcuffed to a wall, but nothing happened.

"Curses!" Zurg roared. "Grubs! I told you to keep this plugged in! You completely ruined my dramatic lever-pulling!"

"But sir, it's a waste of energy! You said the New Year's Resolution was to go green!" One of the Grubs winced, holding up a fluorescent light bulb.

"GAH!" Zurg fired a laser blast at the light bulb, melting it in the Grub's hands. "Plug it in!"

"Sorry, sorry! Sorry!" The Grubs rambled, bumping into each other as they ran furiously to the outlet. Finally, the machine was connected, and hummed to life.

"Well, now that all of the effect is ruined…" Zurg shot a murderous glare at his henchmen. "But I can just shoot you all at once!" He held his thumb and forefinger on each hand to form a rectangle, as if fitting them into a camera frame. "Yes, that should do it, if you could just lean a little to your right, Booster…"

"Oh! Sure thing." Booster shifted in his cuffs.

"Booster!" Mira hissed.

"Wait…oops!" Booster blushed, or at least, he would have if his skin wasn't already crimson. He re-leaned out to the left, and Zurg facepalmed.

"Amateurs." He grumbled, positioning his other hand on the lever. "Unfortunately, I haven't exactly tested this ray yet, so….the Grubs and I will be in that radiation safe room." Zurg jerked a thumb towards the door a few feet behind him.

"Alright, on three!" He announced.

"One…"

"Mira, think you can ghost out of it?" Buzz muttered out of the corner of his mouth.

"I'll try." Mira nodded unsurely.

"Two three!" Zurg said suddenly, laughing with glee as he yanked the lever down and then sprinting for the safety of the door behind him. Mira clenched her fists and put all of her focus into ghosting through the ray's beam as the (surprisingly light pink) beam engulfed the handcuffed rangers. The light grew until it was blinding, and then stopped.

Mira opened her eyes. She immediately looked down; no extra or missing limbs.

Then she heard the sounds of crying.

What in the world…? He looked to her left, but where Buzz had been only seconds ago, there was his collapsed ranger suit on the ground. The crying noise was coming from it, and Mira frowned, reaching inside of it to feel something small, warm, and loud. Her eyes widened with realization as she gently picked up the tiny thing, cradling it in her arms.

"It's…Buzz." She spoke in surprise. There was no doubt about it, even though her captain as of moments ago was currently the size and age of a six-month old baby, the pronounced chin said it all.

Her teammates had just been baby-fied. Mira looked to where Booster had been chained, and sure enough, his space suit was ballooned around the Jo-Adian infant. Thankfully, the purple bodysuits they wore underneath had somehow miraculously shrunk with the two, so Mira wasn't…er, exposed to anything. Booster wasn't crying, in fact, he looked quite content, but Buzz was wailing like a siren as Mira tried to rock him into silence.

"Wow. What a whammy." A metallic voice alerted her, and Mira looked to XR, who had remained unchanged. "Can someone please get that baby to shut up! I'm trying to recover from a war wound here!"

"XR, you're fine." Mira rolled her eyes.

"Hey, Mira! Cool!" XR was grudgingly happy to see that one of his teammates had survived the ray. "Where's Booster and Buzz?" His gaze then fell upon the two infants; one in her arms and one next to her on the ground.

"I think here…" Mira said troubledly.

"Holy craters! They're babies?" XR demanded. "I can't take care of babies! I can hardly take care of myself! I did not sign up for this, no sirree bob! I mean, babies? Really? How is that even evil? They smell, I suppose, but certainly not evil. YOU'RE GOING DOWNHILL, ZURG!" He shook a fist at the door their captor had fled to.

"XR, how are we supposed to fix this?" Mira demanded. She had ghosted through the ray, and apparently robots couldn't be affected, but half their team was down!

"It worked!" Zurg burst through the door, hurrying over to the team. "And oh! They're so cute!" He exclaimed gleefully, tickling the miniature Booster. "Got your nose! I've got your nose!"

"Ah, your evilness?" One of the Grubs coughed slightly, and Zurg straightened, regaining his evil posture.

"Right." He recovered.

"Zurg, you're gonna pay for this!" XR threatened, as it seemed to appropriate thing to threaten in such a situation.

"No, it will be you who pays for this evil scheme, ranger!" Zurg cackled. "But seriously, though, have you seen the prices on diapers lately? And don't even get me started on baby food, clothes, those little rubbery things you shove in their mouths to stop them from crying-"

"Pacifiers?" One of the Grubs offered.

"DON'T INTERRUPT!" Zurg hissed, then regained his composure. "Anyway, Team Lightyear, you are free to go."

"Wait…you're just gonna let us go?" XR narrowed his eyes. "Is this some kind of trick?" The robot sped over to Zurg, beating at his metallic legs. "Well? Is it?"

"Ew." Zurg pushed him off disdainfully. "And no, no tricks, believe it or not. I have a five o'clock I simply cannot blow off. So, shoo!" He brushed them off, and Mira shrugged.

"Alright, XR, you get Booster and his suit, and I'll get Buzz." She decided, gathering the space suit into a bundle.

"Fine." XR grumbled, grabbing the sleeve of Booster space suit and dragging it and the child on top along.

"Why do I always have to carry the fat one?"

"XR!"