Here's an old story I found in my documents. Read and enjoy :)
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
Corridor Conversations
Oneshot
"Watch where you're going, mudblood."
"It was you who bumped into me in the first place, ferret."
"Yeah sure, it's you who's supposed to watch where you're going. To me, you don't exist anyway."
"I pity you, bumping into something that doesn't even exist to you. Does that happen to you often?"
"Shut up, Granger."
"Oh, I guess that means that you also hear voices."
"I said shut up. Hey, why are you walking away from me?"
"…"
"Answer me when I talk to you!"
"You told me to shut up, now that's what you get. Poor Malfoy, never happy is he."
"So now you do what I tell you to. How about you do us all a favour and jump out that window?"
"Whatever, Malfoy."
"You don't have any better reply to that, do you?"
"…"
"I knew it!"
"Don't act up Malfoy, I only speak to people I like anyway."
"You must like me very much then."
"Sure, how did you know? As a matter of fact, I absolutely adore you."
"Stop being sarcastic, I can't stand it."
"As I said, poor you."
"Sarcasm doesn't suit you, do you know that? Now would you just stop walking so that I can do what I actually came here for?"
"What is that supposed to mean? You didn't come here to just annoy me then?"
"Great, I meant to do it differently, but it seems that girls will always make it difficult. Now just…"
"Hey, let go of my arm!"
"…"
"…"
"Now that's that…"
"What the hell was that?"
"That, Granger, is called a kiss, if you didn't know."
"I bloody well know what a kiss is, but what the hell was that for?"
"Don't repeat your question, I 'bloody well' heard you the first time."
"Then don't make fun of that expression, I can't stand it."
"Can't you really?"
"Shut up Malfoy, and move out of the way!"
"Why don't you make me?"
"Fine!"
"Goddamit that hurt!"
"Well you said…"
"I damn well know what I said!"
"Would you just stop swearing and move out of the way, or I'll have to smack you again."
"You call that a smack? You almost broke my nose!"
"I'm sure it wasn't that… Oh my God you're right, it's bleeding!"
"Thanks for pointing that out, I'm sure I wouldn't have noticed."
"I was just trying to help, Malfoy, ever heard of that word?"
"As a matter of fact, I… Get your hands away from my nose!"
"There you go, just give it a small squeeze and it'll stop bleeding in no time."
"A small squeeze? Is there something wrong with your perception? This was not…"
"…"
"…"
"Better now?"
"Hell, yes."
"Never mind, I'm going."
"What did I say? Hey, don't roll your eyes at me!"
"Great, now I've got blood stains everywhere."
"Don't blame me, it was you…"
"Whatever you were going to say, don't say it."
"I preferred the way you interrupted me before."
"What are you talking about?"
"…"
"…"
"That's what I'm talking about."
"Oh, that."
"Yes, that. Now don't say 'oh that' in such a derogatory manner or do you want me to feel bad?"
"I wouldn't mind."
"That smirk doesn't suit you Granger. On the other hand, I guess I deserved that..."
"Of course you did."
"Great."
"Yup."
"So…"
"Right…"
"Got any answer for me?"
"An answer for what?"
"You know…"
"Oh…I…"
"You…?"
"Well…"
"Look at me."
"Why?"
"What are you scared of?"
"I'm not…"
"Don't tell me you're not. What is it? You can tell me."
"I know… It's nothing."
"Is it me? Hey, there's no need to laugh!"
"Sorry, just the thought of you and scary…"
"Fine. I guess that I'm not that frightening after all."
"I like it when you smile."
"I'm not smiling!"
"You are."
"Am not… See?"
"Your eyes."
"Whatever… I like it when you smile."
"Yeah right."
"It's true."
"Any proof?"
"I wouldn't have bumped into you otherwise."
NB: "..."
"..." is when they kiss. :P