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Hey guys, I have no idea what the hell I'm doing right now, everything is so new to me!! Whenever I finally do something right, it's like a hug from Jesus!

The full summary goes a tish like this: Sabrina and Puck are now 17, and it's the middle of their school year. There's definately some tension going on between them, but lately it has been of the sexual persuasion...Will it bring them together, or tear them apart?!! O: O: O: After all, it's their senior year... Anything can happen.

Err. Yeah. READ THIS. TIS IMPORTANT:

This particular story takes place in, like, a totally different setting. It'll definitely be after the fifth book though, 'cause I make references to it. Basically: They're in Fairyport Landing, and the barrier is up but they found a way to get whoever they wanted around it [don't ask me how though! I hate details... T.T], Mr. Canis is still a wolf, but he knows how to control it and everything [Like Remus Lupin in Harry Potter!!], there is a new school and high school and shit, the parents are awake[but they woke up muuuuch later, like when Sabrina was 15], they beat Mirror/scarlet hand and there was an Everafter War [Ermm, I'll never go into detail, really], there is no baby brother [Sorry guys!]. I fink that's it for now!

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Chapter One

~SPOV~

Ow.

I felt a tug on my right hand and woke up while rubbing my temples with my left fingertips discreetly. Why did I have such a splitting headache?

Oh. Right. Puck.

Why was I wearing a t-shirt and pajama pants , though? I looked down at the shirt, it said "I 3 Puck 4ever" and a picture of his face. Oh no he didn't!

That stupid fairy boy! I'll kill him!

"You could try, Grimm."

Huh? Oh. I didn't realize I'd said that out loud…

"What?" I rolled over on his bed to face him(He had gotten rid of his trampoline a few years ago. Finally decided he actually needed something comfy to sleep on. Cue eye roll.). It was still dark in his room, so I knew that it was probably early morning. No way it was nighttime again. I couldn't have slept through the day without anyone waking me. Anyway, I soon found myself staring into his beautiful green eyes, that held that mischievous glint whenever he did something to annoy me. Which was basically all the time, lately. His lightly curled dirty blonde hair was falling in his left eye, and I had the urge to push it out of his face. I dropped my eyes and realized he was shirtless. I snapped my eyes back to his face(not his looking at him directly, though) to rid the dirty thoughts forming in my head! I felt a blush forming on my cheeks and I could feel his eyes burning into my head. I could almost hear his cocky smirk! God, he was gorgeo- Whoa! Whoaahohoho! Where did that come from? I mean, I've admitted to myself he was cute, but when did that change to gorgeous?

"I said, you. Could. Try." He said each word slowly, like I wouldn't be able to comprehend otherwise.

I scoffed. "Listen, freak baby. You don't know what I'd try too get back at you for this." I held up our handcuffed hands and glared at them momentarily before narrowing my eyes at him. The little prick had the nerve to smirk at me!

"It was the only way to stop you from sneaking out. Again." At this, it was his turn to narrow his eyes at me.

I snorted.

That's attractive, Sabrina. My inner voice chastised me.

But… why did I care if I was attractive to him? I shook my head to clear those thoughts, which ended up making me wince because of my migraine. He must've been so amused with the field day of emotions running across my face. Amusement, insecurity, confusion, annoyance, pain, and finally, defiance. Anyway, it wasn't my fault that my dad, Henry, refused to let me go out on my date! If I didn't meet Nick, he would've told everyone what a bitch I was to stand him up, and my social life would be ruined! Not that I had much of one because of my crazy ass family. But now he would be telling everyone what I freak I am instead. I didn't know which was better. Sigh.

He chuckled, probably at my bi-polar expressions. The sound was musical. I wanted him to do it again. No, no! It was the headache making me think this! I'm delusional! I shook my head and winced again. I looked up at his face and recoiled a little. He was looking at me with extreme concern.

"Are you okay?" He asked gently, while staring into my eyes. I tried to look away, but couldn't. I felt trapped by his gaze. It was weird. This was Puck! His hand reached up to tentatively stroke my face. I bit my lip. I liked it. I never wanted him to stop.

Then, as if he realized what he was doing, he snatched his hand back, and his features contorted in disgust. Shit! So he was disgusted with me? I couldn't help the hurt that ripped through my heart. I willed my eyes not to fill with tears, but I didn't know how long I could keep them at bay.

"Yeah, I'm fine." My head was throbbing and I refused to look at him. Why was he affecting me this way? I would not like Puck. I should be liking Nick! Nick asked me out. Nick is nice. Nick is sweet and doesn't play tricks on me. Nor does he drown me in unidentifiable goop everyday. Nick is hot! Black hair and blue eyes-- What could be better?

Blonde hair and green eyes, that little voice in my head told me. She was visiting me more and more often, telling me things I didn't want to hear.

I've learned to ignore her.

And pink wings.

But sometimes it was really hard!

I tried to get up, but then realized we were still handcuffed and fell back down, jostling my head once again.

Ow!

"Damnit Puck! Where's the key?!" I roared in frustration, and some of the tears spilled out, but now I was angry.

"Wouldn't you like to know?" He smirked, and that mischievous spark in his eyes came back.

But then he looked at my face and saw the tears no doubt glistening on my cheeks. A few emotions flitted across his face before a carefully composed mask of annoyance. I had seen this face many times, he was hiding something. But, I thought I at least saw concern and then anger. He sighed and suddenly produced two Advil and a glass of water.

"Take these. It'll make your head feel better."

"How..?" How did he know it was my head? But I took the pills anyway.

"You hit it pretty hard last night. Plus you keep shaking your head and wincing. And rubbing your temples." Oh. So he saw that? How sweet!

No! I cant like Puck! Think of the humiliation!

Helloo? Think of his body! When did the voice get horny, too?

Fuck. I was screwed.

~PPOV~

~4 Hours Earlier~

It was about 11 o' clock at night, and I was sitting at the kitchen table and eating a sandwich, waiting for Sabrina to get a move on. Once I heard Henry yelling at her, saying she wasn't allowed on her… date, tonight, I knew she would sneak out. My suspicions were confirmed when I crept by her door and heard her talking to that boy and told him she'd "meet him later, like 11:30 'kay?" Ugh.

Thump. "Shit!"

Yep, she was up. Almost time to go! I had thought of the perfect plan to embarrass her tonight! And she totally deserved it, after disobeying her parents like that! Also, she was going out with this Nick kid?? He actually does his homework! What kind of loser does homework? I internally scoffed.

I was all decked out for this mission. I was wearing black jeans and a fitted black t-shirt that made my muscles stand out- Let's see how brave Nick will be when he sees how much heat I'm packing!- and my dark blue chucks. When I heard the her window slide open, I knew I only had about a minute left. Well, better go check out the outside anyway.

I stepped out the front door and spread my wings. Pink. I shuddered. I mean, I love my wings, but did they have to be pink? I sighed and floated up to the roof. Sabrina was just hitting the ground, after climbing down the side of the house.

Wow. She actually looked good! Her loose blonde hair flowed free down to her middle back and she was wearing black leather flats, dark red skinny jeans- heh, super skinny jeans- and an equally tight black shirt. When did she get curves? This Nick was NOT going to see her like this. Ever. If she's going to dress like that for anyone, it should be me. This sudden anger flared inside me and I realized I was jealous. Jealous. Of Nick? About Sabrina? This aging thing sucked ass. All these fucking hormones I can't control! Yes, I realized when we were thirteen that she was cute, maybe even pretty. But hot? When did she physically become the 17-year-old she's been for 6 months?

Whatever. Forget this. All I need to focus on right now is ruining Sabrina's date!

I silently followed along from the sky, it looked like she was headed to the park. What stupid thing are they going to do there? She going to push his baby ass on the swings? Ha, I let out a chuckle at my lame joke. It was better than thinking about what they could really be up to.

I'm no idiot. Judging from the way Sabrina always talks about how he walks her to class, and carries her books, I know Nick's been using his charms on her.

But I know the real Nick. The real Nick is a dick to girls, he's the proud president of the hit-and-run club. He smokes and drinks. I know he's just using Sabrina as a hump-and-dump and it'll crush her. She's been through a lot- many betrayals, an Everafter war, her parents kidnapping, re-capturing, and then waking them up! But I don't think she's been through a break up before. All her detective business doesn't let her have much of a social life, so I don't think she's ever had a boyfriend. If she did, I would've made sure he never even touched her!

I have had my share of girlfriends, I don't have to sit around and decipher mysteries. But they were just fun. I'm a teenage boy! What do you expect? Nothing too serious of course, no sex or anything- although I have come close…

Other than that shit, nothing's really changed between Sabrina and I. I still dump glop grenades on her whenever I can, and she still threatens me and chases me around. She's definitely gotten better at catching me. Even when I'm close to four feet in front of her she can launch herself onto my back like a monkey!

"Hey! Sabrina!"

Ew, he's here! The Devil Puck(Now known as DP) on my shoulder said. He didn't like Nick any more than I did. He was dressed much as I am now. Black fitted t-shirt, black jeans, but red chucks. His wings were also pink. Haha, pussy. Wait… Did I just call myself a pussy? Anyway, I guess we looked so alike because I often listened to him way more than the Angel Puck. After all, it was his idea that got me here in the first place.

Of course he's here you idiot! This is their date! The Angel Puck(Known as AP) on my other shoulder chastised him. He was definitely smarter than the Devil Puck. He was wearing an immaculately clean white hoody- oversized, so it flowed to his knees like a robe- and light blue jeans. He had on chucks, but they were also white. And the wings were white. Shocker.

Just as I suspected, we were in the park. I let down about 30 feet away and walked into the trees.

"Hey, Nick!" Well. Didn't she sound so happy?

I took this opportunity to walk out of the woods and put my arm around Sabrina's shoulders.

"Hey man, this is my innocent little Sabrina, so you better keep your hands where I can see them, or you won't have any at all." I said this as I sneered at Nick. I vaguely noticed Sabrina glaring at me from the corner of my eye.

"Robin! What are you doing here??" Her voice seethed with anger. She. Was. Pissed. Great!

DP was doing a touchdown dance.

"Just making sure my girlfriend isn't getting into too much trouble. We have things to do tomorrow sweetheart." This time I gave Sabrina my biggest grin, and then shot Nick a glare that said "back off buddy, or your nuts are mine." He visibly recoiled. Success!

"Uhh… Hey Sabrina, I really thought we had something, but I like my face as it is." He said loudly as he started to jog backwards. Smart boy.

"No! Wait! Nick! Come back, he's lying!!" She yelled after him, but it was useless. That kid was gone.

"Puck." She practically snarled my name as she turned to me.

Shit. Run you oaf! AP barked at me. DP was still laughing his ass off at Nick's reaction, and had yet to notice Sabrina's. AP nudged him in the shoulder and he looked up. His face paled. Yeah, and you are just a figment of my imagination. I actually have to be here.

The look in Sabrina's eyes told me if I wanted to keep my arm, I would remove it form her shoulders. So I did. Then I listened to AP and ran like fucking rabid dogs were on my ankles!

Not a second later I could hear her heavy breathing as she pushed to catch up. But I was still faster! When I could sense she was about to lunge(I've gotten very good at guessing), I let out my wings and drifted up a few feet. As usual, I heard her yell out a profanity- this time it was "PUCK you cock sniffing HOBO!"

Wooooooow. I was laughing so hard at that one, I almost didn't hear the thunk as she fell, and her head hit a rock.

Oh shit.

I immediately dropped to the ground. She was out cold and there was a little bit of blood flowing from a shallow cut above her right eyebrow. At least she wouldn't need stitches! And she wasn't dead! Sweet relief.

Puck, stop goofing off and help the poor girl!

Again, I listened to the little AP on my shoulder and picked her up bridal style. It was not uncomfortable, she fit into my arms perfectly. And she was so light! I know she didn't like Old Lady's cooking but she was 17 and felt like 90 pounds. Damn.

As I was flying back to the house, Sabrina started murmuring and I knew she was asleep. I strained my ears to try to make out what she was saying. Mostly it was a few random words and snippets of conversation like "…pickles" and "Grandpa, I wasn't in the military!" I laughed out loud. Where did she come up with this stuff? But then, I very clearly heard her say my name. I grinned. Why was I so happy?

Cause she's a hot girl dreaming about you. DP said.

I wanted to punch him. Sabrina was not just a hot girl, and I wouldn't just fool around with her like I did with other girls. Sabrina was amazing- Smart, beautiful, funny, resourceful, can curse like sailor, and can definitely hold her own. She is not the kind of girl you use for a wang-and-bang. That was why I saved her from Nick tonight, right?

Wrong! DP screeched in my ear. You only came out here to ruin her date, remember? THAT IS WHAT WE DO!

Don't be so naïve! You're just in denial! AP yelled at him. Then he turned to me. You LOVE her. That's why! You always have and you know it!

I flicked him off my shoulder.

When we got home I decided I needed to do something that will teach Sabrina not to disobey me again! So, I decided on the handcuff tactic. It worked before- sort of- why not again? I knew we would be sleeping on my giant bed tonight, and I figured those clothes would not be comfortable to sleep in, so I carried her up to her room(Daphne had gotten her own room to share with Red when they both turned 11.) to change her into pajamas.

DP wolf-whistled. I ignored him.

When I got to her room, I looked through her drawers and found an old pair of blue plaid pajama pants she wears a lot. I unbuttoned her jeans and gently pulled them off, so that I didn't wake her. She would gladly murder me with rusty spoon if she woke up in the next 8 minutes. Shudder.

Hot damn. I almost got hard just looking at her! Almost. I suppressed it, that is just too embarrassing. And perverted. She asleep for God's sake! She was wearing black panties. With red thread and bow. AP fainted. DP licked his lips. It was his turn to get flicked off…

I realized I was ogling her and quickly put the pajama pants on. Thank god. Whoever invented those are seriously my hero right now.

Now it was time for- gulp- her shirt. Sabrina started developing a little chest around thirteen, don't think I didn't notice. But now she wears a C cup. Don't look at me like that! I don't go peeping through her drawers! Jeez! I only know because I was forced to go shopping with her and Veronica once. It was extremely embarrassing for both of us. It was extremely hilarious for Veronica. Bitch.

DP suddenly appeared out of nowhere and was whispering in my ear about how uncomfortable it must be to sleep in a bra. He nearly had me persuaded me to take it off, my hand was outstretched toward the clasp in the front. Thankfully, AP took the opportunity of DP standing there drooling, to push him off my shoulder once again. I pulled my hand back as if it had been stabbed. What was I doing?? I felt like a creepy pervert! That is NOT cool! Besides, if Sabrina ever wanted me to see her chest, it would be because she shows me. Not because she passed out when she hit her head on a rock trying to catch me and I just had to change her into her pajamas because she wouldn't be comfy otherwise!

I snapped out of my reverie and ran(quietly, of course) to my room to change to my pajamas(just pants) and get a special shirt. If I was going to make her comfortable, she would be comfortable in what I give her! Man, I couldn't wait for her reaction to this! I came back with handcuffs too, and slipped the shirt over her head, then stepped back to admire it. Ahh, it said "I 3 Puck 4ever" with a giant picture of my head.

Oh, right! The handcuffs! I took them out and cuffed my left hand to her right. Then I dropped the key in my pants pocket(I don't know if I should swallow it yet…), picked her up, cradling her against my chest, and set off toward my room.

My room… Was amazing. It was made of magic, so it looked like the outdoors. There was a boxing ring and a kangaroo, a few tree-houses, and a forest full of sleeping chimpanzees, to name a few. I had moved the trampoline to a different part, and brought in a bed instead a few years ago. What can I say? I had gotten the chance to sleep in Jake's room once, and who knew beds were just so… Comfy??

I laid her own on the bed, and angled myself awkwardly to climb in as well. On an impulse(and ignoring AP shaking his head "no"), I brushed her hair back from her face and pressed my lips to her forehead. It gave me an electric tingle I didn't understand, but I liked it. Finally, I whispered a good night and fell asleep immediately.

~4 Hours Later~

It was probably around 4 am, about an hour after Sabrina woke up, and threatened to kill me. Hah! Both DP and AP snorted at this.

After she took the pills and her head had cleared up a bit, she confronted me about the pajamas…

"What the fuck, Puck?!" She all but screamed in my face, as she gestured to her pajamas.. She was still clutching her head and I tried getting her to calm down, but she was having none of it!

"How did I get in my pajamas?!"

"I- err- changed them for you?" Damn, I'm supposed to sound in control, not like I'm asking her permission! I rubbed the back of my neck with my hand and shot a smug smile at her. Even if my voice refused to cooperate, I leaned how to control my facial expressions years ago. After seeing her eyes light up in anger again, I sighed loudly.

"Oh my gooooooood. Chill the fuck out, bitch. It's not like I defiled you in your sleep. God, what kind of a fucking pervert do you think I am? Plus, you think I would ever touch you like that?" I said I a bored voice. But, oh, if only she knew how close I was!

She paled a little, and got a hurt look in her eyes. But it was soon replaced by defiance and she opened her mouth. Why was she hurt? This is what we do! She threatens me… I insult her…

"I just don't want to have to worry about getting STDs from you, man-whore." She spat out.

"Ouch, that one stung Grimm!" I put on a horrified face, and she scoffed.

"Just get me the fuck out of the handcuffs or you won't have a left hand." She threatened me once again. She was so funny. A kitten that thinks it's a tiger. She really doesn't get that she doesn't scare me. She can't scare me! It's impossible!

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, little girl. You are NOT sneaking out anymore, unless I'm there! What did you think you were doing anyway??"

"I am NOT little! I am 17 Puck! I want to have friends that are normal! I don't want to have to worry about getting killed every day, and who stole what from a freakin' Everafter! I want to have a boyfriend and be loved! Why can't you let me do that?? I want to have a proper first kiss! Not by a fairy while surrounded by screaming chimpanzees!" There were angry tears streaming down her face by the end of her rant.

Well, I can't say I wasn't hurt by that. I think I gave her a very good first kiss! And… Not all Everafters were bad…

I sighed again, and looked at her warily. She obviously has some problems to work out, maybe I should just unlock the handcuffs.

AP nodded solemnly while DP was shaking his head furiously.

A new plan was forming in my head. I took out the key and unlocked her hand, without looking at her. I didn't even bother to unlock my own hand. I got up and mumbled an "Okay, jeez. You can go now." I still didn't look at her face. I walked around the bed to the table there and opened the drawer. I held the glop grenade in my palm, it was small enough that she wouldn't see it.

"Puck… I didn't mean… Are you okay?" I could hear the concern in her voice and I almost abandoned the plan. But then I saw DP rubbing his hands together expectantly and smiled to myself. I am Puck, this is what I do!

"Yes, actually. I'm fine!" I took this moment to fly in the air and drop the glop grenade- which was filled with mustard, jelly, dog slobber, and mashed up banana- on her head.

I doubled over in the air, laughing so loud I almost didn't hear her screaming profanities and me, and then the door slam. Ahh peaceful quiet.

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