Salazar's Bookshelf
A/n- Don't own RE4.
"Hello ladies and gentlemen. I am Ramon Salazar and I am the second leader of the Los Illuminados. Today I will be talking abou-"
"But Salazar, I though you were the leader of Huggies?"
"NO NO NO!" Salazar flailed wildly at the guard. "I AM NOT! I am the leader of Los Illuminados!"
"But I thought you said you were the second leader?"
"YES I AM!"
"Then why'd you say-"
Salazar walked off leaving the guard behind. "Uh, senor Salazar, where are you going?"
"I'm going to read my favorite book 'Bees No Like You But They Make Honey'. Can I PLEASE JUST GET SOME PEACE!" The small silverhaired man shouted. All of the cult members were staring at Salazar like he was retarded.
"What?"
One of the cult members started laughing at Salazar. "Hey Salazar, want me to buy you a binkie! HAHAHAHA!"
Everybody stopped laughing except for the guy who made the binkie comment.
Salazar glared daggers at the individual cult member.
"Kill this guy." He stated simply.
There ends chapter one. Review if you want. :P