The Dilemma

by Roscommon

A trifle. A story-of-sorts built from 100-word scenes. Initially a challenge response; I was amused by the thought of the Stephanie we know from the books being forced to say something important in 100 words or less. And it just carried on from there...

1. The Dilemma

There may be a few 100-word entries in this series. The Stephanie Plum character(s) belong to JE, and I make no profit from them.

The Dilemma

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Powdered sugar donuts or chocolate filled? Jelly or Butterscotch Krimpets?
Goonies or Ghostbusters? Pierce Brosnan or Sean Connery?

Joe or Ranger?

Why two options; why this stupid urgency to choose?

Because Joe says: "In 100 words, choose Ranger or me." Is he nuts? Has he ever met me?
Why 100 words you ask? Because it's simple, he says. Simple for who?

Simple my butt!

Whiskey eyes or chocolate?

Satisfaction or ecstasy? Right now or maybe someday?

You're kidding, right?

Holy cow! Wait a minute... Which of them chooses me? Why isn't that the question?

Jeez, come back when it is.