I slept with someone in the Irken military and all I got was this stupid fanfiction written about me
"Mmmmph."
Dib was surprised about the strange sounds escaping the Irken`s lips.
He was rubbing Zim`s antennae and he was on the floor. "Dib, he choked, "stop." Dib smiled. "No way. I've finally found your weakness." Zim started moaning. "Please stop." Dib did stop, and thought of something that would bring Zim to his knees.
Dib extended his tongue and raked it against his antennae. Zim froze. "No!" he squeaked. "Stop!" he ran away, but Dib chased him, tackling him. He pinned down his arms, so he couldn't punch him. "Dib!" Zim whined. Dib smiled at the Irken`s weakness. "I've got you now!" but Zim pushed him, flipped him, and now he was on top of dib. "No, Dib-human. I've got you!' but to Dib's surprise, Zim leaned down and kissed his lips. Dib squirmed, trying to get away. Zim giggled and kissed him some more. Dib pushed him away, scrambling away. Zim laughed childishly and started chasing him. "Get away, alien scum!" he shouted.
Zim didn't listen. He pushed dib against the wall, his reptilian tongue extending. "Zim," he shrieked, "What are you doing?" But deep down, he wanted to extend his tongue too. Zim leaned in. Dib didn't protest. Their lips met, and they didn't let go. Zim grabbed Dib's pants by the belt buckle to pull him closer. Dib stuck his hands up Zim`s shirt. They moaned, kissing, kissing, kissing.
Dib shivered when Zim`s tongue entered his mouth. It wasn't bad. Dib returned the favor, Zim getting a taste of Dib's mouth. They both wanted more.
Zim actually briefly stuck his hands down Dib's pants, feeling around. (Zim hated the human body. He hated touching it, thinking it was gross.) He came across a big lump, and Dib moaned when he touched it. He started rubbing, like his antennae, and Dib had the same reaction.
Then it was over.
Zim suddenly retracted his tongue and hands.
He had a book and started writing.
Dib snuck up behind him, wrapping his arms around his waist, burying his face in his wig. "Whats you doing?" Zim mumbled something, and replied, "Taking notes about making out with a human." Dib rolled his eyes, and ripped it out of his hands. "No work. Just kissing."
Zim suddenly yawned. "I'm really tired. Can we continue this in my bedroom?" dib pondered, a slow smile appeared on his face. "Yeah, sure."
Dib followed Zim into his bedroom. Zim crawled into bed and Dib followed. They glanced at each other, and started kissing. Zim rolled on top of him, wanting to be in control. He leaned down, kissing, using his tongue, and slid it down his neck. Dib moaned, burying his face in his neck. Zim groaned, kissing him back. Dib rolled on top of him, gaining control. "Look Zim, I'm pooped. Making out with an alien is hard work." He winked. Zim paused for a moment, and said, "Wait a minute. There's something I want to do again." he re-stuck his hands down his pants, found his weak spot and started rubbing. That strange sound escaped dib again. "You had a particular reaction then. I just wanted to try it again."
He continued to rub, and dib yelped, "Ok! Stop!' Zim giggled and stopped.
Make out round 2 started.
Dib gasped, out of breath. Zim got off of him, and passed out immediately. Dib caressed his perfect, green, heart-shaped face. He kissed his perfect lips once more and fell asleep, his arms still around Zim.