JUST A TICKLE
WOW: Tickle. Sam suspects that Dean isn't being entirely honest with him.
Disclaimer: Nope, still not mine.
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"Hack hack - cough - snort - hack - ackackack - wheeze …"
"Dean, what the hell? Have you taken anything for that?"
"Cough cough - hack hack haaaaaaaaaack"
"For what?"
"Really Dean?"
"Hackhackhack - it's – wheeze – just – cough cough – a tickle."
"Just a tickle?"
"Couchcoughcough - Haaaaaaackackackackackaack - yeah."
"Well, I'm not laughing."
"That's 'cause – wheeze – you're a – cough hackhackhack – bitch. It's nothin' that a few – wheeze – bottles of Corona – and a – ackackackackack – deep-pan Pepperoni won't cure."
"You reckon?"
"coughcoughcough - yep".
…
"Now what're you – coughcoughcough hack ackackack – starin' at?"
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"I'm just wondering; if that's the cure for your cough, what's the cure for being a moron?"
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