Legolas said one time to me

He once knew a girl that lived in a tree

And the girl wore sunscreen all the time And she lived by eating razzleberry's and old grape vines

She had a best friend, and his name was Bob He was half of a starfish, and half useless blob They talked to broccoli, celery, and cheese And when they got bored, they cleaned their knees

One day Gimli the dwarf walked by He looked up in the tree, up towards the sky He was shocked at the sight of the girl and the blob But he knew whoever wrote this poem did a good job

Gimli chopped down the tree with his ax in one blow He told the girl and the blob there was something they must know That if blobs were meant to climb trees and eat Then they would have a sturdy pair of dwarf feet!