the Highlander universe those belong to other entities whom I would beseech to
look favorably on this humble work of mine. The concepts involved in these two
separate television shows do not belong to me either. The story I have written
however does. This story may not be posted on any pay site or in any way shape
or form make any profit for anyone (I know I'm not making a thing from it)
Nor do I own the Song from which this is based Just put the words to the
tune
Planet Texas By Kenny Rogers, I was inspired by that song and this is the
result.
Hammond Of Texas
They looked Professional and dangerous as they came out
of the eye
They carried High tech weapons and there faces scanned the sky
My weapons drawn and ready when I looked them in the face.
I could see they weren't all normal humans born of the human race
No, Sir, one of there party he came from another place
Their Shootin irons shot energy and there shades were
polarized
Their clothes were all utility and their pants were camouflage
Well they said to me a greeting of "hello we come from earth"
Before the day was over I soon learned their friendships worth
And I went with them to earth
Oh for cryin out loud, Yaaa Thiiink!
I seen photographs of Budapest, Kashmir and Tokyo
And a satellite takin in the sight of the whole of Mexico
Saw the Moons of Mars and Jupiter, in pictures new and old
at last they took me to the mess hall, what a sight that is to behold.
Blue shiny jello from a cubic mold
Then they explained the Stargate how it crossed the starless
void
There was nothing to miss in that emptiness, not even a stray asteroid
We then dialed up my home world, the distance now seemed so far
their leader said something about his age and about a hurt Cozar
Then off to my word and a distant star
Oh for cryin out loud, Yaaa Thiiink!
Well, it could have lasted minutes or a hundred thousand
years
When I next touched ground I was safe and sound and it hadn't even popped
my ears
they turned back on the Stargate and it shone with bluish light.
I knew they were the good guys, yes, sir. You got it right
cause it's the Goa'uld they fight
So I asked them as they turned to go back to the Chapa
eye
"Before you go, I'd Like to know who sent you to stop by"
Well they opened up a laptop and said to me "hey check this"
He's a respected face in outer space, General Hammond of TEXAS!
Oh for cryin out loud, Yaaa Thiiink!
Oh for cryin out loud, Yaaa Thiiink!
Oh for cryin out loud, Yaaa Thiiink!
Oh for cryin out loud, Yaaa Thiiink!