SkekSo: SkekSil.
SkekSil: Huh?
SkekSo: Turn on the surveillance monitors.
SkekSil: Yes, sir.
SkekSo: It's worse than I thought.
Each evening at nine
They trickle through the gate.
They go home early
They come in late.
Reeking cheap liquor
They stumble through the day.
Never give a thought
To honest work for honest pay.
I know it shouldn't vex me
I shouldn't take it hard.
I shouldn't lower their capering
With a kingly disregard.
But…
SkekSo and Backup Singers:
Look at all those idiots!
SkekSo:
Eh, look at all those boobs!
Skekso and Backup Singers:
A palace full of morons!
SkekSo:
A fortress full of fools!
SkekSo and Backup Singers:
Is it any wonder…
SkekSo:
That I'm singing…
Singing the blues!
SkekSil:
Yours is a heavy burden, sir.
SkekSo:
I'm just getting started.
They make personal phone calls
On company time.
They Xerox their buttocks
And guess who pays the dime?
Their blatant thievery wounds me
Their ingratitude astounds!
I long to lure them to my home
And then release the crabs!
I shouldn't grow unsettled
When faced with such abuse.
I shouldn't let it plague me
I shouldn't blow a fuse!
But…
SkekSo and Backup Singers:
Look at all those idiots!
SkekSo:
Oh, look at all those boobs!
SkekSo and Backup Singers:
A palace full of morons!
SkekSo:
A fortress full of fools!
SkekSo and Backup Singers:
Is it any wonder…
SkekSo:
I'm singing…
Singing the blues!
What happened? Where are the instruments?
SkekSil:
I believe they call this a breakdown, sir.
SkekSo:
I can't have any breakdowns here! What if there was a Mystic around?
SkekSil:
Uh-
SkekSo:
Play a guitar solo!
SkekSil:
Ha, I'm a little out of practice, sir.
SkekSo:
I said do it! So do it, do it, DO IT!
SkekSil:
Uh, yes, sir.
SkekSil plays the guitar surprisingly well
SkekSo:
Yes, excellent.
SkekSil:
Yeah.
SkekSo:
Well done.
SkekSil:
Ah.
SkekSo:
That one by the cooler
Drinking essence as if it's free!
SkekSil:
That's Jen, sir,
That drone from Sector 7G.
SkekSo:
Yes, well call this Jen to my chambers
And stay to watch the fun.
If he's six feet when he enters
He'll be two feet when I'm done.
He brings a ray of sunshine
To my unhappy life.
To make him kneel before me
And slowly twist the knife.