Okay, here goes with this Random one-shot! I have no idea what I wrote, it came down as I put it.
Jayfeather was sleeping again. Dumb him. He was snoring so loud that the whole clan woke up, shouted at him, and went back to sleep again. Well, except for Cloudtail, who was hungry. Duh.
Anyway, Amberpaw and Finchpaw crept in Mr Feathery Jay's den of awesomeness (AKA the medicine cat den) and stole some , catmint and Jayfeather's rabbit that he had stolen and kept all of it for himself. Greedy him.
Finchpaw ate the rabbit in one bite, and burped so loudly that the whole clan woke up, shouted at him, and went back to sleep again. Well, exept for you-know-who, because guess what, he was hungry.
So Amberpaw looked at Finchpaw, then at Finchpaw's now massive tummy, then at the catmint, then at Finchpaw, then at Finchpaw's massive tummy, then at the catmint, then at Finchpaw, then at his tummy, then at the catmint, then at Finchpaw, then at his tummy, then at the catmint and then at Finchpaw, and then at his tummy and then the author decided to remove this because she didn't want you to fall asleep. Isn't she nice?
Then Amberpaw took a tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny piece of catmint and ate it. Then her eyes lit up. Litterelly, they turned into neon lights.
"CRAZYCRAZYCRAZYCRAZYCAZYCRAZY!" she yelled, so loudly that the whole clan woke up, yelled back at her, and went back to sleep again. Except..well you get it, don't you?
Then Amberpaw ate the rest of the catmint, and promptly ran round the world 78214634638264839294302649204394032749836389265389625938658329439 times, ate another piece of catmint, and ran round the world 648932649174029472864826419082094710642891462810946219472846094610048107410473 more times.
And through all this, Cloudtail was still hungry.
Duh.