Edited- Jan 9th 2011
Inner- "RooaaR"
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Disclaimer- I only own the plot of the story, I do not own Naruto, or Victoria Secrets Label. But if I did...MWAHAHA... imagine what I could do…-cough- on with the story then …
Calling All High School Students
Chapter One
If you asked any girl at exclusive Konoha Prep how the social standing by the prestigious all qualifying academy was determined and who was ranking first on the elite, glorified list, no doubt you'd get a unanimous result. The result my friends comes in a package standing 6'1 with smooth dark raven hair styled into haphazardly spikes at the back as well as down his neck and bangs flopping carelessly in front of a pair of sinfully dark onyx eyes that were permanently set into a state of emotionless apathy. The straight edge of his sharp nose flanked by high prominent cheek bones, a strong jaw and flawless pair of lips, which, if you're lucky enough, might send a panty-dropping smirk your way, concealing a set of perfect pearly whites. His skin, pale as the moon, added to the mystery and luscious darkness that seemed to follow him around. Sculpted and hard in all the right places, shows he clearly shows his body the appreciation the girls at Konoha Prep would fall over themselves to show him.
Now as star quarterback, captain of the football team and the jaw-dropping looks, consequentially making him delightfully untouchable and godly in the social standing of the academy, you'd think that'd be enough to grace him, no, to make the rest of the male population feel even more inferior and envious then they already do, he also has a sizable fortune behind him with his father being the CEO of Uchiha Corps. Sorry boys, some men just walk in the light. This unearthly being goes by the name Sasuke Uchiha… queue the fan girls fainting.
As everyone should know when there's a top dog he's usually surrounded by his entourage, in this case his best friends. First and foremost I'd like to introduce you to the most loud mouth, hyper blonde ball of energy you'll ever met in your life, Naruto Uzumaki, also lovingly known as dobe. He has untamed blonde hair that proves he's never heard of a brush, excited blue eyes without a doubt will be filled with happiness, an infectious smile that hijacked half his face, little scars on each cheek which strangely reminds you of whiskers and beautiful tanned skin stretched taunt over defined muscles. He has an obsession with ramen noodles and a tendency to be very….loud. Now that you've met Sasuke's oldest friend let's move onto his emotional equal Neji Hyuga. Seriously, between the two of them you'll never be able to decide who the most emotionally constipated one is. If you've ever seen an Herbal Essences shampoo commercial then you'll know what I mean when I say his hair puts the girl's hair to shame, he's got long luxurious brown hair that he keeps tied loosely behind his back, a pair of pale lavender eyes that basically hypnotise you, a pale complexion and a finely built body to top it off. Not to be left out, Shikamaru Nara is the lazy genius of the group. His dark hair tied in a spiky ponytail on top of his head would give the impression of a pineapple, a body just as edible as the aforementioned fruit and brown calculative eyes usually seen in a sleepy state. Last but not least Kiba Inuzuka, the dog enthusiast with short brown spiky hair and dark playful eyes, he's got a hot temper and boundless energy to match Naruto. Both are usually seem arguing over topics while trying to win the support of the other 3 males who simply ignore them.
These boys are the top runners of Konoha Prep and have been since arriving at the prestigious academy. It has always been that way and they'll be damned if anyone should try change the way things are. Little do they know, 5 surprises in high heels will be invading their perfect regime that's so comfortable to them and throwing their lives upside down and straight into hell. Welcome friends, to the destruction of 5 pretty boys.
Now if you're an adamant reader of magazines such as Cosmo, Harpers Bazaar and the sort then you'll definitely have heard of Sakura Haruno. If not you probably live under a rock or are totally socially retarded. She's steadily making a name for herself in the modelling industry fast, and landing herself jobs with top photographers and designers. Her current job is the 2010 Victoria Secrets Runway show held in Konoha. To say she is beautiful would be an outstanding understatement; soft pink thick hair that reached the curve of her back that fell in soft curls seemed to shimmer in the setting sunlight, vibrant emerald eyes that captured people's hearts, a breath taking smile and a filled out curvaceous body that put the cherry on top. Alongside the pink haired teenager were 4 other girls chatting away excitedly whilst exiting the venue of the VS runway show. They've been best friends since they were 6 years old and have been inseparable ever since. I guess home schooling and crocodile tears really work on the heart strings of the fathers, allowing their girls to travel the globe with Sakura since she was 15. Their names you might ask? Why none other than Ino Yamanaka, Tenten Kunai, Hinata Hyuga and Temari Sabaku.
Since they're all currently in Konoha and have nothing of top priority coming up in the next 12 months, the agency and the parents thought it would be good to send the group to finish the final year of schooling with their peers. Some replies to this completely unexpected turn of events might have been:
-"Oh... okay well I just hope we'll be accepted back" Can you guess who that was?
-"Mm sure whatever, just make sure it doesn't cut into my training schedule…got that?" That one should be easy.
- Sigh "Well its only one year, it should be okay but I just hope it'll be fun and no boys try to crack onto me…cause you know then I'd have to rearrange their face" Sigh. What about that one?
- "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING? YOU EXPECT ME TO GO TO SCHOOL? Well there will be hot boys -insert squeal- okay I'm totally in…but what will I wear?" You would have to be a complete idiot not to know that one.
Sakura's House (Sakura POV)
WHAT THE HELL? I know I'm 17 and still have to respect the decisions of my parents and agent but this is a little crazy! I think I have enough to stress about with modelling and not messing up in front of the entire world without dumping a crap load of homework and assignments on me and the pressure of high school on top!
EHHHH… don't forget Fan Boys!
And it's just keeps getting better and better.
Are you on drugs or something? It's not getting better, if anything that just makes it worse!Sheesh, I'm almost ashamed to be called your inner.
Oh shut-it would you? First, I was being sarcastic. Second, no I'm not on drugs, you would know if I was idiot, you're me.
Yeah…well…YOU SUCK! Hahaha!
…Why do I even bother?
I looked around to see Temari snapping photos of a passed out Ino drooling all over the window, Hinata reading a book and Tenten listening to music. Well they all seem satisfied for the moment; I think I might just have to take this time to catch up on a few well, deserved hours of sleep.
Closing my eyes, I imagined a tropical beach with crystal clear water, soft, warm sand between my toes and the faint sound of crashing waves crashing in the distance, birds chirping…
"ZzZzZzZzZzZ"
My eyes snapped open, what the hell? That is definitely NOT birds chirping, that sounds more like a pig going through a lawn mower. My eyes darted around to see Ino sporting a BIG piece of drool hanging from her mouth with her face still pressed up against the window and now currently snoring. Fan-fricken-tastic, just what I wanted, my peaceful, relaxing dream disturbed by Ino-pig. Well I guess the only bright side to this annoyance is that I get to add another reason to my list, why Ino has earned the honour-fic Pig.
"ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ"
Ahh, and just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, Ino has to sport another leak of body fluid from her nose. GROSS! This is a perfect example of why I have maids to clean my house. I should probably wake her up before she creates a mini lake on my carpet, but that requires effort and energy and those two things are quite extinct from my body right now, or it could just be the fact that I'm lazy and Temari is getting some good blackmail against Ino if needed in the future. I should just ask Hinata to wake her up, now that sounds like a plan. Ha-ha, yes! And they say models are stupid, never! I fixed up any stray hairs that may have stuck out when I almostslipped into my tropical paradise, straightened my clothes and put on my most charming smile.
"Hinata" Her name spilled out of my mouth fill with innocence. White eyes filled with curiosity looked up from her book not before marking her place with her finger and with her soft tone she replied "Yes, Sakura-Chan?"
I looked at her with big, green eyes almost pleadingly."Would you please wake-up Ino-pig for me?"
"No"
Plain and simple was the answer she gave me and went back to reading her book.
"No" I echoed her answer slowly as if I was stupid or something.
"Hai, No" she looked back up at me with a small smiled etched onto her face and then buried her face back into her book.
Holy S*#! Hinata just flipped us off.
The apocalypse must be coming. That, my friend was the only excuse I could think of. Or those creepy creatures from the movie Species have taken over her brain and are planning world domination. Who knows what goes on in her head?
Why don't you just walk over to Ino and push her off the seat?
I have to admit inner the idea appeals to me greatly but then I would have to use more energy with running away from a squealing pig.
…true.
I know.
God, this is so annoying. I hauled myself out of the comfy confinements of the couch and dragged my feet over to the window which Ino was slumped against. I sluggishly grabbed her head and pushed it forward so she successfully landed on the ground face first. I watched her almost in slow motion as she picked herself up off the ground and snapped her head upwards to meet my cheeky, smiling face.
"Have a nice trip Ino-pig? I asked her knowing very well what the outcome would be.
"GRRRR…. FOREHEAD, YOU ARE SOO DEAD" Ino was successfully turning a quite impressive shade of red, maybe even rivalling Hinata's blush.
And with that we were off, me having the advantage of standing up was already out of the room before Ino had picked herself up off the floor.
Girl, that's was AWESOME!
Ha-ha, it was pretty funny aye
Funny? I've never seen Ino look more boorish in a loooong time!
Yeah well, if I don't pay attention we might not have another chance to see her look like that again
True, girl you better get that cute perky butt of yours out of here fast! I'm too pretty to not exist!
She then proceeded to pull a mirror out of her pocket and make missy faces to it, while winking and flirting to her reflection.
Loser
I grabbed inner and threw into the dark door in the corner of my mind, slammed the door shut, locked it and threw the key away.
"…"
Ahh, peace and quiet, how I missed you my old friend.
"…"
That was harsh; who exactly did you throw in there?
Ahh I know but sometimes a girl needs her peace, and that, that was my Inner
Oh wow, I would really like to meet her sometime, she looks a lot of fun not to mention devastatingly gorgeous!
I turned to look at the other person, only to see the person next to me was…
My inner eating an ice-cream
O.O WHA?
You alright?
I must have looked funny, standing there with my mouth opening and shutting like a fish, opening, closing, opening, closing, because my inner was having a great time rolling on the floor clutching her stomach with full blown laughter. She suddenly stopped convulsing and looked at the ground with eyes tearing up and her bottom lip trembling. I cannot believe this, she must be Pmsing 24/7. She looked up at me with big chibi eyes sparkling with unshed tears and a pouting bottom lip still trembling, she uttered one word to me while pointing to a particular place on the ground.
Ice-cream
I looked where her shaking finger was pointing, and sure enough, there was a glob of strawberry ice-ream with sprinkles splattered on the ground with the cone facing out of it, teasing her. I redirected my eyes back to inner and looked at her sad expression and watched as it suddenly changed into a look of stubbornness with pouting lips and hands placed firmly on her hips. She pointed a finger just inches from my nose and looked at me directly.
You owe me an ice-cream! With SPARKLES!
And with that my friends I rolled my eyes all pity I felt for her gone and replaced with frustration. Plus I didn't even want to ask where she got that ice-cream from, fearing she would speak again and it ending with me losing my sanity entirely. Anyway where was I…? Ahh yes, running away from my squealing pig of a best friend, let the games begin. I looked behind me and to my utter surprise Ino was not running at me like a pig on crack but looking at me biting her lip with a finger on her chin and her eyebrows screwed together. I came to the conclusion that this must be her thinking mode. Never did I think that Ino would ever have a mode for thinking, because in all seriousness, Ino-pig thinking? I would deem you crazy, stick you in a straight jacket and send you off with the people in white if you were to tell me this.
But yes Ino-pig in thinking mode, which also strangely looked a lot like she was constipated but hey, it must be hard and strenuous for her, she never uses the blob in-between her ears, they call her brain. Shopping, shopping and shopping was all we ever got out of her however there is the occasional fanatic moments of boys, make-up and gossip sessions but those were trampled by the amount of time she would spend talk about shopping. And that is why I love her. I was snapped out of my thoughts by Ino exclaiming something in a foreign language I like to call 'Pigletish', but no one else knows that. She had her arms flying around and a maniac smiled adoring her face while her mouth moved 100mp/h.
"Hhopgjclojfhths jsgo djgjnow sfhear!" She exclaimed while heaving breaths in and out still bouncing up and down everywhere.
I looked at Tenten, who looked at Hinata, who looked like she wanted to run out of the house screaming bloody murder and Temari was still snapping pictures of the out-of-control Ino.
I silently decided that today was going to be a long day.
Grabbing hold of Ino's shoulder I pulled her closer to me and slapped her twice and almost instantly, she stopped bouncing everywhere and sat on the floor with a surprised look on her face.
"…Thank-you…"she said whilst standing up and brushing off imaginary dirt from her clothes."… As I was previously saying, let's go to the mall and buy some hot outfits for the start of the school year!"
Nodding my head I replied "For once, I agree, the stress of everything is really getting to me and I think a bit of retail shopping might just relax me."
"Yeah, okay, if we have to Ino-san" replied the ever quiet Hinata who decided to voice her opinion.
Ino walked up to Hinata and stared at her straight in the eyes."What have I said about calling me Ino-san, just Ino or Ino-Chan will do, I've known you all my life, drop the pleasantries we're friends, wait no, best friends." Ino exclaimed with a wide smile flashing her pearly whites.
"Yeah, group hug girls" I announced while grabbing my best friends and squeezed the life out of them.
After we finished out bone-breaking hug we decided to quickly freshen up and hurry to get to the heaven with clothes, food, coffee and boys. All of u piled into my car, well not before I put on some sunglasses and a hat as a disguise, because we wouldn't want any crazy fans ruining our shopping and stalking us everywhere around the mall, and drove off to our destination. Blasting catchy pop music and singing aloud at the tops of our lungs the whole way.
Konoha Prep, watch out.
Hi it's me –waves-
I'm editing the story as I just re-read the whole thing and was disturbed by how many spelling mistakes and just stupid things I found. I hope this is a step up!
Reviews are appreciated, especially constructive criticism! I'm always looking to better myself with my writing. Also don't be afraid to voice ideas or suggest things that you might like to see in the future. Thanks everyone, I hope you enjoyed reading this! Until next time! Ciao
-jessamy