He's a babe

by Wiggles123

The first time I uploaded this, it was in some weird, broken code, so I'm trying this again. It might not work, but if it does, here's a frender/fender/fendship story that I literally dreamed up, and it made me laugh when I woke up.

"Whatsup, Harvey!" Exclaimed Bender as he approached a stern- looking mechanical being, Fry at his side as usual. "I haven't seen you since you got expelled from college for arson! Man, am I glad you took the fall for that! Those were the days..." Bender sighed whistfully.

"Yeah, I suppose." Harvey chuckled uneasily, "So, uh, who's your friend?"

"Oh, THIS is my boy, Fry." Bender beamed proudly, thumbing at the redhead like the proud pappa-bear he was. Harvey cast a skeptical glance at Fry, who was absentmindedly digging a finger about in his nose, and idely daydreaming about sharks who probably knew karate. His tongue lolled slightly from his ice-cream-covered mouth, and his shoes were both untied.

"What a babe." Said Harvey, sarcastically monotonous.

"I know." Bender purred earnestly, optics smiling as he gazed at his most prized possession that he so-often deemed his "meatbag."