FUN FACTS AND HOW THE TRANSFORMERS RESPOND TO THEM! XDXD
These are just some facts I found out there in on the internet and thought you guys would like to see how i reacted and how i pictured the Autobots and Decepticons reacted to the facts of the Organic world! Enjoy
Disclaimer: dont own the facts, i found them randomly. Dont own the characters of transformers. DONT LIKE DONT READ. simple as that.
Fact 1
The longest Monopoly game in a bathtub lasted 99 hours!
Me: Who the hell would sit in a tub that long?
Jazz: who cares?
Me: didnt ask you!
Prowl: I think that is uncalled for to sit and play a game for that long.
Me: agreed. -glares at jazz-
Fact 2
Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.
Laserbeak: Squack! - smashes into Megatron's patio door- ( tis glass XD)
Me: Expected.
Swoop: KAW! - smashes into my back window-
Me: What the...
Fact 3
President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader!
Me:... i have nothing to say to that...
Optimus: I did not see that in him as I met him at the White House.
Me: whaa?
Optimus: -walks off grumbling to self-
Me:o.o
Fact 4
More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.
Me: Of course! Their decepticons... i think... - sees a vending machine choking a fat man-
Jetfire: eh, some are Autobots.
Me: how?
Jetstorm: We help fat ones lose weight!
Me:...
Fact 5
Men who kiss their wives in the morning live five years longer than those who don't.
Ratchet: Is that how I have kept on living?
Me: yeah your pretty old... - dodges a wrench-
Ratchet: damn missed...
Ironhide: My kisses are special. :) They give Ratchet super powers.
Me: hun, he aint gettin any younger - dodges another wrench by a centimeter- whoa!
Ratchet: just alittle closer... - aiming with another wrench-
Fact 6
Outside of the bedroom, the most common place for adults in the U.S. to have sex is the car.
Me: :D
Autobots: 8U ( they cant believe this fact... BUT I CAN! XD )
Fact 7
The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993.
Me: I like pickles...
Prowl: pickles are healthy plants on this organic world.. -watching the discovery channel-
Me: :I... he watches too much tv...
Fact 8
The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
Me: Then why did he make it?
Alpha Trion: Maybe he was nice enough to do it for those who love waffles, or for other reasons...
Me: meh...wait... other reasons?
Alpha Trion: -smiles-
Me: ...o.o
Fact 9
False teeth are often minutely radioactive.
WheelJack: must... test...
Me: NOOO!
WheelJack: -puts false teeth into his mouth and... BOOOOOM-
Me: - is blown away- AAAAAAHHHH! YOU ASS HOLE!
Fact 10
Your statistical chance of being murdered is one in twenty thousand.
Ironhide: -fires is guns at me-
Me: hold up! what you doin?
Ironhide: seeing if your chance of diein with increase.
Me: 8U
Ratchet: -throws wrenches-
Ok peeps! thats ten facts! now im going to make another chapter and that will contain questions... strange questions... that i and the autobots will answer... hope you will like it!
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