"English Fat-Man" (Parody of "American Woman"):
English fat-man,
Stay away from me-e
English fat-man
Why don't you let us be-e?
You keep coming around our home,
Shooting with your gun until we moan,
We've got more important things to do
Then spend our time dealing with you.
Now fat-man,
I said go away,
English fat-man,
Listen to what I say-a.
English fat-man
Get away from me-e
English fat-man,
Ratcliffe let me be-e!
You keep sneaking around my door,
Don't want to see your bulk no more
Shiny gold can hypnotize,
Why don't you go clear your eyes?
Now Ratcliffe,
I say get away-a!
English fat-man,
Listen to what I say-a!
English fat-man
Told you to get away-a!
English fat-man,
Listen to what I say-a!
You keep coming around our home,
Shooting with your gun until we moan,
We don't need your war machines,
Your heavy armor and musket scenes.
Shiny gold can hypnotize,
Why don't you go clear your eyes?
Now, Ratcliffe,
Get away from me-e!
English fat-man,
Ratcliffe let me be-e!
No, got to chase away
Got to chase away,
Now go go go!
I don't need you Ratcliffe,
I don't need you Ratcliffe
Bye bye-e
Bye bye-e
Bye bye-e
Bye bye-e
You're not good to us,
We're all sick of you,
Gonna look your gun right in the eye
And tell you what you're gonna do.
You know you've gotta leave,
You know you're gonna go.
You know you've gotta leave,
You know you've gotta go.