Hi!

This is my 1st fan fic!

Please reveiw and enjoy! (not necessarily in that order though...)

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

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Kakashi's POV:

Ahhh... Sweet, sweet relaxation. No missions, no fan girls, no Naruto, no Sakura, no Sasuke, no Tsande and no Guy.

Only me, my Make-out paradise books, the beautiful pearl-white sand and the clear blue ocean.

How much better could it get?

Okay...so I had convinced her to give me a vacation while she was drunk, but I'm sure she'll over look that when faced with my charming personality.

Meanwhile (Tsande's POV)

"I WILL KILL HIM!! I WILL CHOP HIM UP INTO LITTLE SHREDS AND STICK HIS KUNAI WHERE-" Okay, I was on a rant, I admit that. BUT THIS ing hangover didn't make it any easier!

"I-I-I don't think that would be such a good idea..."said one of the new ninjas here. "He's taken and completed more missions than any one ninja..." Awww... the poor thing was shaking like a leaf. Ah, well, can't fix that.

"SO WHY DON'T YOU GET A SQUAD ON THE JOB THEN?!?" I shouted. The ninja in question almost fainted. Okay, that made me feel a little bit better...

"H-h-h-hai, Hokage-sama..." she said as she scurried out the door, I smiled, after all, who doesn't like scaring new people? No one as far as I know. Even master Guy had apparently scared the heck out of Lee when they first met. Speaking of Guy... an evil smile crept across my face. I had just had an evil idea, A really, superbly evil idea.

What about Naruto? (Sakura's POV)

Sensei was really, really late. I mean absurdly late, even for him. He usually turned up within 1-4 hours. We had been waiting about seven.

"I'm booooooooooooooored." Said Naruto. I don't blame him there.

"Maybe we should tell the Hokage?' I answered. "I'd go, so if Master Kakashi turns up, you can telll him where I went."

"...Deal." said Sasuke, looking like the god of all hotness.

"'kay!" I bounced off, moving to the Hokage's building.

10 minutes Later... (in Tsande's office.)

"...So our sensei has still not shown up." I finished.

"Oh, yeah... sorry kid. Kakashi has gone on a vacation."

"WHAAAAT?!?" I screamed. "NO ONE TOLD US!!!"

"Calm down, calm down." I said "He got it approved while I was drunk, so its not official. I've sent a team to retrieve him. Until he comes back, you'll have to take a break."

... You're always drunk... said inner Sakura.

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So how do you like it folks? Kakashi has seriously ticked the hokage off!

Will Kakashi survive the team she sends after him? What about the rumor that the atuski have been spotted in the area?

You shall find out soon...