Just a little something I wrote 'cause I was bored last night. These topics come from convos I have with my friends...yes pretty random huh?
A/N: I have nothing against gay people, this was just written for a nice laugh.
DISCALIMER: I don't own any of the Sailor Moon characters...sadly
NOW ON WITH THE STORY!!!
10 Rules Jadeite has to follow to not piss Zoisite off
BY: riddiculusvampire
1. Never call him "Zoey"
2. Don't mess with his cherry blossoms…..they are manly. (yeah...sure they are)
3. Never say that he is having a secret relationship with Kunz
4. Never call Ami/Mina and frantically tell them that "Zoey" and Kunz are getting' it on Mina's new white carpet right now.
5. Never call him a "fruit bat"
6. Never call him a "fruit cake" ….or anything else that starts wit the word "fruit"
7. It's not nice to tell Rei a lie that he was making fun of her chest and encourage her while she is kicking (with her new leather high heeled boots) or burning his ass.
8. Don't give his number to any of your gay friends.
9. Don't try to get him to dress up in a pink cat suit
10. Don't try to get him to dance on a pole in the pink cat suit
(Just follow these basic rules and you'll be fine….oh god what if I forgot to add something?! Oh well…it's Jade's funeral)
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By the way..Happy Turkey Day! right George? (looks at turkey on her right) gobble gobble