Hello peoples. Aly_owl2 and I wrote this together. (to my cousin maybe reading this... MUHAHAHA... " shut up and read." lol don't take offense to that.) Hope you enjoy this story. it's a really weird one shot. Don't flame.. Its rude. I don't own Percy Jackson. Enjoy.

Annabeth was just looking at the Ocean at Camp half blood. It was so peaceful until...

"ANNABETH! I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!" Percy shouted and he ran to Annabeth.

Annabeth turned around. "Uh... about... what?"

"Luke!"

"That's not awkward at all, especially coming from you. But ok. What?"

" I just saw Luke today in the underworld. ( LONG STORY) and I've come to a conclusion."

" Oh gods. What conclusion?"

"Luke..." He paused dramatically. " Is a vampire."

"Really?" She laughed. "Don't think so."

" IT'S TRUE! "

"And why is he a vampire Percy? Have you been reading Twilight? Chiron banned that book! It was too stupid and ruined the minds of Aphrodite campers!"

" Read? A book? About vampires? Have you forgotten who I am?"

" No. You're still the annoying seaweed brain boyfriend I have."

"My self-esteem feels so much better now."

"Oh, you'll get over it. Why's Luke a vampire!"

"You'll never believe it! But when I saw him... he was wearing... SKINNY JEANS."

Annabeth face palmed.

" Percy. Why on earth would you lie like that?"

" I'm not lying! Really! He even talked like a guy who wears skinny jeans!"
" How would that kind of person talk?"

Percy did an imitation:" Hey... what up, Percy... Nice hair."

" Um.. what?"

"SEE! I told you! HE'S CHANGED..."

"It's getting really hard to believe you, seaweed brain. And really? Nice hair? HAHAHAHA."

Percy raised an eyebrow and Annabeth. "... I have GREAT hair, for your information. It's like.. the kind of hair you see in movies. I know you agree..."

"That's not the point. Anyways, any other reasons why he's a vampire?"

"He's insanely pale! Like... a ghost!"

Annabeth tried not to face palm and throw Percy in the ocean. "... Did you forget that you were in the Underworld Percy? Luke IS a ghost."

" But this wasn't your regular ghost like paleness."

"Like.. really, Percy?"

"Stop saying that! Will you just listen, pleeasee?"

"Ok, fine. Continue."

"He was insanely pale! Like, VOLDEMORT PALE! THATS BAD."

"... Harry Potter?"

"... DONT JUDGE ME."

"Whatever."

" Seriously, Annabeth! HE's a freaking VAMPIRE..."

"He's dead."

" But he's sooo ridiculously pale..."

" He's dead, seaweed brain!"

"But-"
" Percy. You're being weird."

"He is a vampire! He's dead, right? VAMPIRES ARE DEAD TOO! He's pale. SO HES A VAMPIRE! He had gold eyes for a while when Kronos... you know.. anyway ...HE HAD GOLD EYES LIKE VAMPIRES ANNABETH! And maybe.. He DIDNT go to the river Styx! Maybe he GOT BITTEN BY A VAMPIRE EMPOSA THINGY INSTEAD! The facts are lining up, Annabeth! I'm telling you, LUKES A VAMPIRE!"

"Ok. You make some good points. But I seriously think that he's not a vampire."

"But. He is."

"No. Percy. He's not."
"I COULD'VE DIED."
" What do you mean? You're invincible, stupid."

"BUT WHAT IF HIS FANGS RUIN THAT?"

"Um. What?"
"HIS FANGS! HE COULD TAKE AWAY MY INVINCIBILITY!"

"No. Either way you'd be immortal."

" THAT'S NOT THE POINT!", Percy whined.

" Percy, do I need to have the Stoll brothers like.. put some sort of curse on you again?"

"I don't think so."
"Them Maybe I should get Them-"

" Um... I'm going to go before I get hurt."

"Smart choice. So you're going to drop the whole Luke is a vampire thing?"

"Sure... whatever you say."

"Good enough for me."

-next day-

"ANNABETH!"

"Ahat is it this time!"

"I figured it out! Luke isn't a vampire."

"Finally-"

"LUKE IS A ZOMBIE!"

"...Not this again."

Hope you like it. It's suppose to be silly. Hahaha.. so yeah. LOL