You got to be kidding me! By stevdown.

Chapter 1 Don't piss off your PS2!

Author's note. don't blame me for writing this SI. Blame Fuelled by Pocky, Lizardios, UltraBeing,Tabansi232, Armless-phelan, Kuro V. Higarashi and his writing parter,Reiko S. Yoshihiro. All of them are writing damn good SI fics, so go and read their stuff!

Disclaimer. You expect me to own square soft?

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Have you ever had one of those days?

Well I'm just in the middle of one and it's just getting worse by the minute. First of all my prick of a boss had been busting my ass all day over a mistake that my dope smoking prick of a co-worker made. And now, when I finally get away from work I get caught in a bloody rainstorm! Now, you may think that's a bit of a over statement but when you see ducks running for cover that's when you know its lashing down. So now I'm soaked to the skin and I'm not even half way home.

Can it get any better?

At my flat I peel off the sponge that use to called itself a jacket and head to my bedroom to change. After getting changed, I grabbed one of the two things that keep me sane and headed to the kitchen to make myself a coffee. I walk into the living room, a large cup coffee clasped in both hands and my MP3 player blaring in my ears. I sit down in front of my PS2 and try to decide what I'm going to play. I don't think I could live with out my PS2 or my MP3 player. My gaze looks over my game collection. Beyond good and evil? Na, great game but a little too short. Ico? Maybe. I need the next two .Hack game to see how it ends. I'm not in the mood to be running around with a shotgun so half-life and resident evil are out. My eyes landed on the games at the end. Hell, lets go with the classics! I picked up the final fantasy games and looked at them. Number 7 was out, I knew ever bloody inch of that game. FF8? Nope. The story good but the junction system is a pain to use. I like Zidane and Vivi but that was the last game I completed so I ain't going back to it.

Final Fantasy 10 it is then!

I open the PS2 disk tray and put in the disk. Sitting back on the sofa, I sigh and take a sip of my coffee "Man what a shitty day.". While not my favorite of the final fantasy games it did have a damn good storyline and one of my favorite characters, hey Auron is just plain badass! The intro had just reached the final fantasy 10 logo when it froze. "If you died on me, then I am buying a X-box!" I jump out of my seat. I press the reset button, and was surprised to see that the logo was still on the tv screen. "What the hell..." I muttered. I reached around the back of the PS2 and switched it off. Looking back I was surprised to see that the logo was still on screen. Leaning back I stared at the tv. Then the lights dimmed. Then I started to feel ill.

Next thing I know, I'm falling down a tunnel made of binary code and microchips towards a bright light. As I'm falling this tunnel, a voice came out of nowhere. "Here I am doing you a favor and you threaten to replace me with a damn X-box!" my eyes widen as I reach the light.

Next thing I know I'm pushing myself up off the ground and I'm looking down at grass. Grass? As I'm picking myself up I look down and find my clothing has changed. Instead of the shirt and jeans I was wearing,now I'm wearing a gray tunic, black baggy pants and boots. Around my waist was a belt with two short swords. There was also a bag nearby and I found that I had a pair of goggles around my neck. As I looked about I was stuck by the fact that I knew where I was.

The ml'hen highroad.

No frigging way... I can't believe what my eyes are telling me. But its true.

I am in Spira.

I am in final fantasy 10.

"how do you like it Steven?" that same voice from the tunnel came from behind me. I spin around, snatching the short swords from their places on the belt and holding them with the blades pointed down, like a twin blade from .Hack. I found myself looking at a seven year old girl. "We meet at last, Miss PS2." I knew that this girl was my PS2. Don't ask me how, I just do. "Well your faster on the uptake then the others." I gave her my best attempt at a death glare at that comment. It didn't work. She gives me a smile which would have been more at home on the face of a shark. All teeth and ill intent."why did you bring me here." the smile didn't change "I thought it would be fun." Fun? She thought that being in Spira with Sin running around is going to be fun? "Go to Luca. I will meet you there and explain what's going on." with that she disappears.

I sheath the short swords and picked up the bag. So here I am, stuck in Spira with no idea how I'm going to get home. I have no fighting experience and I never killed anything before in my life.

Absolutely fucking brilliant.