I'm sick and tired of trying to write long and really good stories, so why not write a horrible one? Bill Cipher enters Ponyville and tries to get the Elements of Harmony.
Once upon a time in Ponyville Bill Cipher came and he thought to himself:
I wanna make everyone's life miserable.
So he made all the ponies fat by giving them delicious marshmalllows and because they were all too fat to move or do anything, he took the Elements of Harmony and was like:
"WEEE! I'm an alicorn princess now!"
And so he blew up Equestria and everbody died.
THE END!