A/N: I just had this idea for the longest time…
Disclaimer: If I owned Inuyasha, would I be writing a Fan Fiction? I think I'd be prolonging it!!
Ask Them: Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and Co.
Ladyasile: Hello!! Welcome to my show!! Have you ever wanted to ask a question to the cast of Inuyasha? This is your chance! We've got them all here, and they're all eager to…
Inuyasha: The hell we are! You promised me Naraku would be here! I need to kick his…
Ladyasile: Well, I told you they were eager! -sweat drops-
Kagome: Don't make me say 'sit', Inu--
Inuyasha falls face first to the floor.
Everyone: …
Ladyasile: I think he's okay. -goes over and pokes Inuyasha with a stick-
Sesshomaru: He's not dead? Pity. -yawns-
O.O
Fan girls in the audience squeal and faint
Jaken: Where's my cookie? You promised me a cookie!!! Damn you, where is it?! -faints-
The Cast: -all complaining-
Ladyasile: We've got people fainting, people complaining, and Miroku getting phone numbers…
Inuyasha recovers and stares dumbly at everyone.
Sesshomaru: Give me the… -gets whacked on the head by Naraku-
Naraku: Gosh, don't you want to answer questions? It's fun! I do it all the time!
Everyone moves away from Naraku.
Ladyasile: … Yeah, questions… Ahem. Inuyasha, a random fan girl wants to know how you keep your hair so pretty, so?
Inuyasha: Duh! I use Kagome's hair brush, shampoo, and conditioner to keep it so lovely. -strokes hair-
Ladyasile: Something tells me the show should end right now.
Inuyasha and Kagome begin to fight and cause a scene.
Ladyasile: That's it, you guys! Hope you tune in next time! And remember to leave your awesome questions in your reviews!!! Anyone can ask whatever questions they have! Go for it!! See you around!!
Inuyasha and Kagome begin to pull at each other's hair.