IDOL-REJECT-CRAZY-ANGEL(IRCA): hello I am sooooooooooooooooooooooo slap hAppy cause its really late at night and I can't sleep! LOL Anyway this Idea came to me head! Its about me and my friend and what happens to us when the guys from Yu yu hakusho come to live with us! Plus a few other people might show up! Oh i am so tired!
And part of this was typed by her best friend, AKA Narcissa. I also edited about half of it... silly Ryoko!
Just so you know
Me(IRCA): Ryo
Laura: Narcissa
One Bright Sunny Day:
A very large nice house sat innocently on a hill looking out over a beach, it had at last three floors in it not including the basement and was painted purple! (Yes purple! with blue shutters!) In this massive house there lived two young girls and there pet komodo dragon. One girl's name was Narcissa but everyone caled her NarNar for short. She was 15 and had long blond hair and green eyes. Now NarNar had a very nice attitude, but... could be a little strange sometimes. She took on most of the responsibilities in the house, and was glad to do it (since doing these things actually made the house hers). The other girl was more different. Her name was Ryoko, but just like Narcissa she too had a nickname! People just clled her Ryo or Kuu if the situation called for it. She to had green eyes but had shorter lengh hair that was brown. She tended to be more care free and stranger then other people would like you to be. In short she was an idjet or so Narcissa said. And finally there was the pet Komodo dragon named Skid. He was really Ryo's pet since Narcissa had the house but we won't go into the who owns what argument. Well in this small little house,near a small little forest,where two small girls lived peacfuly is where our not so small story begins!
Koenma's Office:
A very agitated Yuske sat around with his group of friends (Kurama/Hiei/Kuwabara) waiting to hear what Koenma had to say about there situation. It seemed that the demon mafia had set out to make sure that our gang of detectives swim with the fishys! And Koenma had decided that they were to go into hiding! Where to was what they had left to decide. Finally Koenma came out. "Alright! We will decide randomly!" Koenma said "WHAT, RANDOMLY?" Yuske yelled "HOW DO YOU CHOSE RANDOMLY WHERE WE HAVE TO HIDE!" Koenma sighed and pulled out a spinner wheel "I will decide with this you twit! Now who would like to spin the wheel?" the tiny prince asked. "I Will! We'll need my good luck to get us through this!" Kuwabara yelled!
5 mins later...
"NICE GOING KUWABARA YOU GOT US LIVING IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE WITH TWO GIRLS!" Yuske AND Hiei yelled at the red haired oaf! Kurama sighed "Well I hope thire nice" he sighed.
Ryo+Nar's House
"RYO DONT TOUCH THE OVEN!" an agitated female voice yelled into the kitchen where a mischiviouse Ryoko sat messing with the knobs on the oven. "RYO I MEAN IT! IF YOU SO MUCH AS MOVE THAT TEMPATURE KNOB A MILLIMETER I WILL CHOP OFF YOUR FINGERS!" Narcissa yelled. Ryo giggled and turned the knob up 200 degrees or so. Narcissa roared with rage and stomped down to the kitchen but stopped midway as the whole kitchen exploded with smoke. Narcisa sighed as a smoky Ryo-chan tummbled out or the room and looked up innocently at her house mate. "Sorry Nar its not my fault! The oven went ballistic and then exploded!" She said. Narsica truned red then grabbed Ryoko by the scruff of her neck and draged her upstairs and threw her into her room and slammed the door. "Stay in there while I clean the house! We have people coming with us to stay for a while and I don't want them to think we live in a barn!" Narcissa said through the door. Ryo's perked up "People are coming to stay with us?" She asked "Yes they will be renting the rooms we have avalible, now please behave yourself! IDJET!" Nar hissed through the door.
A few hours later...
The gang of detectives came stumbling through the door with their suitcases and stuff. "So this is it, huh?" Yuske said looking around. "This is rather charming if I do say so myself" Kurama added. Hiei frowned. "Wonder where the kitchen is." "I'm starved!" Kuwabara mouped. Suddenly Narcissa came rumming down the stair case looking rather tired from the cleaning she had done. "Welcome! I'll show you to your rooms!" She said escorting the gang into the house. Kurama and Kuwabara were on the second floor while Yuske had perferred the room in the basement, leaving Hiei with a room on the third floor where Ryo and Nar's rooms were.
In the living room Ryo sat idly playing with her video camera. Narcissa walked in "Guests are here." She said walking into the basement to check on Yuske. Ryo rolled her eyes and went to her room. She was walking around the third floor video taping things when she suddenly smacked into Hiei. "AHHHH!" Ryo screamed, accidently zooming in on Hiei's face. Hiei gasped at the intruder. "What are you doing!"
LAURA'S TURN! BUT FIRST SHE'LL CORRECT IRCA"s SPELLING ERRORS!
OKAY!
IRCA: Theres not that many...reads over fic Okay maybe theres a few.
Ryoko looked at Hiei. "Hmm... he's pretty cute... for a demon" she thought to herself. In reality, she glared at him and said, "What are YOU doing?" Hiei snorted at her. "I don't have to explain myself to you, human!" Flames shot out of Ryo's eyes. "I AM THE PRINCESS OF THE HIGHMOON CLAN I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW!" she yelled at him, snapping shut the videocamera, then stalked off to her room. Hiei eyed her shut door. "That must be the one called... Ryoko..." He said musingly, then went to his room to meditate. Meanwhile, Narcissa edited the online post that said there were five rooms free down to one. Suddenly, a small window popped up asking for the rental rate for the house. Puzzled, Narcissa typed it in, then recieved another post saying that that room was now claimed and that someone would be there soon. Narcissa smiled to herself, then shut off the computer and went to sit on the porch. Suddenly, Edward Elric, the Full Metal Alchemist walked up with a small black suitcase and smiled at her. "This is the place, correct?" he asked. Narcissa nodded, eyeing him, and was extremely pleased with what she saw. "Your room is next to mine, the first one on the left. Ryoko and... Hiegay's room are on the other side." He smirked a bit. "Who are your other tenants?" "Um... Hiegay, Kuran, Karabura, and Yousfu." She said, thinking quickly, then led him up to his room and went to sit on her balcony for a bit.
Edward, meanwhile, was plotting how best to kill the foursome. As he was the evil assasin dude. (And unfortunately... Narcissa was falling for him!) He adjusted his gloves nervously, then went out to his balcony and saw Narcissa several feet down. "Maybe it would be beneficial for me if i had someone in the household on my side... I'll get her!" he thought to himeslf, then jumped onto the balcony next to her. She looked at him and blinked twice. "Is there anything I can get for you?" She asked. "I just wanted some company to talk with." Ed said. Meanwhile... Hiei had the same idea with Ryo-chan. He snuck into her room... she was sleeping... she looked so innocent... and Hiei proceeded to remove that innocence... the white stains were there for days... and then RYO WAS PREGNANT! And... Edward de-blossomed Narcissa as well... and unfortunately, the guys became emotionally attatched to the girls. So when Ed began to fight with the others... the girls stepped in. Kurama admitted he was gay with Kuwabara in a flurry of passion, and Yuske revealed his hair was a toupee, really little toguro. The girls and everyone else was destroyed! The house burned for fifteen days!
LAURA:FOOLED YA! This is what really happened...
IRCA: THANK GOD!
Hiei and Ryoko started talking about their pasts, and Narcissa and Ed did the same. When they finally left each other's company, the moon was well out. They all went to bed. The next morning, Hiei and Ryoko both started munching on Rasin Bran. Pretty soon, they were both chanting "RASIN BRAN RASIN BRAN RYO AND HIEI LIKE RASIN BRAN!" Narcissa and Ed just looked at each other, then simultaneously reached for the donughts. A small fight ensued, resulting in Narcissy sitting on top of Ed's head with a box of doughnuts. After listening to Ed whimper for a few minutes, she reached down and fed him a donught, then left the room. Ed stared after her, then went outside and started stretching. Yuske, Kurama and Kuwabara left to go and check on their gang territory back in Makai, after having wrestled over the bacon. Hiei, after watching Ed stretch for a bit, went out and asked him to spar. Narcissa and Ryoko went out to watch... wild ogres mud wrestle in thongs... and Ryoko recorded it and sold it to Playboy online. Then they went to watch the guys spar. Finally, after a while, both guys were sweaty, shirtless, messy-haired, wearing only baggy pants and boots, and had several small cuts on their arms and chests. They nodded to each other respectfully, then walked over to where the girls were now suntanning in swimsuits. The guys looked at each other and got twin evil smirks. Hiei grabbed Ryoko, Ed grabbed Narcissa, and they threw them into the lake. Then they picked up the towels and proceeded to dry themselves off. Ryo and Narcissa looked at each other simultaneously as they flew towards the water, and then sprouted angel wings. Narcissa's were pure black, and Ryoko had one black one white. Unfortunately... they hit the water too soon and were soaked. Hiei and Ed looked at each other and laughed, then went over to the edge and offered the girls a hand. Yeah... the guys were dragged into the water as well. After a long and messy water fight, a pixie suddenly appeared in front of Narcissa. "Message! Yuske, Kurama, and Kuwabara were all killed in a fight! End of Message!" and then the pixie dissappeared. Hiei looked at Ryoko, then went up to his room quietly. Ed frowned at his retreating back. Narcissa sighed and said, "Now we have free rooms again..." and went inside to re-post online the vacancy. Ed sighed and went up to his room to take a shower. And Ryoko made a small fire.
IRCA typing again...
Ed sighed and suddenly collapsed, had spasms, drooled a bit then died. THE END. (A/N: LAURA SCREAMED NOOOOO AND BROUGHT HIM BACK)
LAURA: Never mind. Narcissa continuing... because Ryo does not want to type. Try again later.
IRCA: No dont wanna nope nope.
Hiei, after meditating a bit, went to his balcony and sniffed. "I smell... fire... and the smell of that Ryoko person..." he said, then wrinkled his nose, then smiled. He jumped down (two stories! Eek!) and snuck up behind the unsuspecting Ryoko. "BOO!" he shouted, in a very un-Hieiish move. Ryoko jumped and eeked, then spun around and glared at him. He smiled innocently at her, then knelt down in front of the small fire. "That's a small fire." he said. Ryoko (just spazzed) looked at him and said sourly "Let's see you make it bigger!" "Turn around." he said, and she did so. She heard the rustle of cloth and a small hiss, then a large explosion. When she turned around, Hiei had a slightly dreamy satisfied look on his face and the fire was blazing merrily as he tied his belt back. (A/N: He peed on the fire, for all those as... never mind.. as Ryo here is. Fire demons have gas pee.) Ryoko smiled and proceeded to make some S'Mores... (A/N: This is Ryo: " I HATE S"MORES! I HATE S"MORES! PUT THAT IN I HATE S"MORES!" this is Narcissa: "..." --u) And she somehow managed to get the (A/N: We're sitting here talking about peeling skin and that guy from Austin Powers Goldmember who ate his skin... do you like Austin Powers? That's the fun thing about having two tired psychotic teenagers typing a fanfic, it gets... sidetracked... LOL!) sticky white marshmallow stuff on her fingers but didn't really notice. Hiei looked at her hand, then twitched a little bit, figuring she'd notice on her own. Unfortunately, we're talking about Ryoko her. I mean come on, she's askin me if i want to eat her sunburned skin flakes. ANYWAYS he finally said, "You have marshmellow on your hand..." She looked at him, then down at her hand, then back up at him. "Yeah, and?" she asked. "It's annoying me... " he said sourly. "Hee hee hee then I'm definitely keeping it on" Ryo thought to herself, then continued to watch the fire. Hiei, after a few more minutes watching her hand, finally grabbed it and said "Don't move." He then proceeded to clean the marshmellow off her hand with... his mouth! Yummy... not! Ryoko, watching him, twitched a little bit because she's special, she never wants the guy she likes to know, so she frowned and yanked her hand back. Hiei looked up at her, mischeviousness sparkling in crimson eyes, and continued to clean her hand... then after she was sufficiently red-faced, he stood up, licked his lips, and went to bed.
LAURA: For now, this is stoppin! See you... I probably wont add much more to this... oh apparently she's gonna have me over more to finish... DARN! I mean... yeah... FUN!
IRCA: HEY SEE IF I EVER INVITE YOU OVER AGAIN! . my friends hate me? And by the way we have flame resistant cloths ao if you hated the story thus far go ahead and flame. I fear no burn no matter how bad. umm...please dont hate me for writing this.