HELLO! I have just realized how weird anime is, and I shall start with...DUN, DUN ,DUUUUUUNNNNN!Cardfight Vanguard! Let's start from episode one!

"me reacting"

" script thought"

"script action"

UGHHHHHHHHH!

Morikawa is suffering from constipation...please wait.

" Give it up Nehalem, you can't stop my attacks from Juggernaught Maximum forever you know."Morikawa yelled

Nehalem!? Wasn't the emo guy's name Kai?

"You really think so?" Kai said cockily

Thunder booms in the sky...AND IT TURNS PURPLE!

ohhhhhh...dramatic effects!

Oh and, why is the field barren, do they really have no rearguards? If so, They are royally f*****

"you've got nothing, You never stood a chance against me"

AND I PERFECT GUARD!

"say what?" Morikawa asked

"I'm going to ride up to the next grade right now" Kai stated bluntly

" NOW RIDE, THE VANGUARD!DESCEND DRAGONIC OVERLORD" Drama queen Kai yelled.

"impossible...uhhh uhhhh"

Dude, Kai runs a Kagero deck, Duh he's going to have a Dragonic Overlord

And according to this, Kai won on the third turn...Either Morikawa is an super idiot, or Kai is a computer genius emo guy.

*que music*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Assistacat yawns

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" Morikawa growled

"I'm finished here" Kai stated

"I can't believe you beat my Juggernaut Maximum,Whats with your luck,huh?"

Truth is, THE LUCK IS A LIE!

"My luck? Hmph"

wow Kai wow...

Kai walks to the door...and walks...and walks...and walks...and wal-

'winning matches as usual, hey kai?" Miwa interuppted

AND HE WAS NEARLY AT THE DOOR TOO!

'hm?Miwa?'Kai asked

Indeed it is, MIWA TO THE RESCUE!

Miwa raises hand

SLAP HIM!SLAP HIM! SLAP HIM! SLAP HIM! SLAP HIM!

'Have you even lost a game yet?' Miwa pondered

OH COME ON!

'No, not yet' Kai answered with no slap mark on his face...

'Nice!Are any of your vanguarders better than this guy?' Miwa points at Kai

Please, just poke him...It's not much...

'Don't know, Don't care' misaki said

OHHHHHHHH...BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNN!

'That settles it!If she can't decide than I'll be the one Kai's the best! Miwa points at kai, who had the most hilarious expression on his face ( I'm serious)

WHERE-HOW DOES YOUR LOGIC WORK MIWA!?

" HEY MAN! HE'S NOT THAT GREAT, I ALMOST HAD HIM!" Moikawa yelled, struggling to gain his manliness

wat, please don't say he's serious

"nice try looser" Miwa said

'HEY! WHY YOU!" morikawa said

"CALM DOWN MAN!" Isaki said at the same time

"Is the sore loser sore at being called a loser?'

that was good. HECK YEAH!

" If he wasn't holding me back you'd be sorry!"

Yea right

"Yea right"

I'M A PSYCHIC!

"Is that all it takes to be on top?These easy games are a waste of my time, Is there anyone better around here?"

since this is an anime Kai, yes,one person who is better than you just spawned when you said that.

Camera zooms out at an impossible distance

Intro:

With countless people around the world playing trading card games

magic, Pokemon, buddyfight, Yu-gi-oh, dungeons and dragons And My little Pony...I feel like I'm forgetting something..

They've quickly became part of our daily lives

And somehow they fail to mention school and bullying

These days, the biggest of them all is

POKEMON TCG! YU-GI-OH! ONE OF THEM!

Cardfight Vanguard

Dang it

I never would've thought that it would change my life forever.

DUN DUN DUNNN! WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN? I KNOW, AND YOU KNOW...wait that wasn't supposed to be like that... ONLY I WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW!I'll write longer chapters next time, i'm lazy. Goodbye, have a cookie (::)