I decided to write a story on the popular BBxBB slash pairing. Yes, you read correctly. Beyond birthday's passionate relationship with himself It's a really complicated, dysfunctional relationship, but it's full of beautiful, true romance. This is probably the most serious slash parings of Death Note and I will try my hardest to capture the emotion… enjoy!
Beyond Birthday gripped the sides of the mirror and gazed in to his deep crimson eyes, his long raven hair hanging in his porcelain face. He stared at his reflection, wondering how he got so lucky to receive such a beautiful lover all for his own. He was slightly awestruck. "I promise, my darling love, we shall live in peace forever. As soon as we murder Lawliet it will just be me and me FOREVER! Hyuu hyuuk hyuu hyuu hyuk!!!!!" But their romantic moment of peace was interrupted by loud knocking on the door. "IT'S THE L.A.P.D! OPEN UP !" Beyond hugged himself. "It's alright, my gorgeous, sexy sweetheart! We will get out of here together!" Beyond Birthday kicked out the window and ran with all is might…when he was far enough away he sat on a grassy hill that overlooked the most ghetto part of LA. He happened to lookto his left and saw a very violent gang fight. The boys were bubbling with anger, dropping like flies, drowning in each others blood. "Ah, such romantic scenery…" He then presumed to wrap his slender arms around his small, frail body, soaking up the little warmth he had, and his spidery, white fingers running through his clean, strawberry jam flavored hair and began making out with himself. Beyond Birthday was swept up into a flurry of sweet, orgasmic, strawberry jam-meets-blood flavored kisses. While his mind was blurry with the mass orgasmic sexiness, he started to insert his smoky strawberry jam flavored meat sick in his ass, and began to fuck himself, harder and harder till he was screaming in pain and pleasure. At the moment, he didn't care about Lawliet and his orgy parties with the Yotsuba Bunnies ….it was a moment of intense passion and orgasms and emotion and the intense sexiness that is Beyond Birthday…..and Beyond Birthday vowed right then and there he would never leave this passionate relationship. "Beyond Birthday….I love me"