An odd day
by HIghdragonian


Note: This is my first time at a comedy fanfic. It has nothing to do with my other stories. Go easy on me.

Cha[ter 1
The bunnies are coming! The bunnies are coming!

-Rei's Cabin

Ryu was walking up the well worn path to Rei's cabin. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, nothing could go wrong........

"I DID IT!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

Ok, maybe a few silly things....

Ryu ran to the back of the cabin to find Rei looking over the top a huge wooden cube from atop a diving board and Teepo by the cube in red swimming trunks.

"The fuck are you two doing?" Ryu asked Teepo

"It's Rei's new invention. He says it will make us money so I'm tring it out."

"Why?"

"Because of the money! Everyone knows if you have you have money, you have babes! And if you have babes, you get to hav-"

Quiet you! Kids may be reading this fanfic!

"Sorry Narrator!" Teepo yelled up at me.

Rei climbed down the ladder of the diving board, grabbing a crowbar and lodging it into the cube.

"Rei! This better be good if it costed us all our money!" Teepo yelled at Rei.

"It is!" Rei removed the wooden panels to reveal a huge block of.......Jell-O?

"Jell-O?" Ryu yelled up at me.

I looked through the script......

Yup! Jell-O! You're SOL Ryu!

"Oh...." said Ryu.

Rei looked up at Teepo who is already on the diving board. "Try it out!"

Teepo jumped off the diving board into the giant block of Jell-O, making a molding of himself in the Jell-O.

Ryu looked into the block of gelatin to see Teepo clearly inside the Jell-O.

"Uh....Rei?" Ryu asked to Rei

"What?"

"Is Jell-O deep blue?"

Rei checked the box. "This isn't Jell-O!"

"Well what is it then? He looks like he's in suspended animation!"

"It's cryogenic gel!" Rei laughed, "I now have the world's biggest cryotube!!!!!"

"YOU IDIOT!!!!" Ryu yelled.

"Don't worry Ryu. I'll get him out in a jiffy!" He got in a large crane.

"Where in Ladon's name did you get that?" Ryu yelled up at Rei.

Uh..... I did that.

"Why?" Ryu yelled up at me.

I dunno.

Rei got Teepo out of the ooze.

"Uh.....I can explain Teepo!" Rei said.

"Y-y-you ignorant little pile of sh-" Teepo started when suddenly.........

"The horror! The HORROR!!!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!" Durandal said, severely beaten.

"What?" said Ryu.

"It's Wyndia! It's been overthrown by a! By a!"

"Yes?" Rei said.

"BY A!"

"Oh shut up and tell us ya fruitcake!" Teepo yelled.

"....."

"He's dead." Ryu said.

"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED DURANDAL!" Teepo yelled

"YOU BASTARDS!" Rei yelled at the sky.

"Oooooookayyyyy........" Ryu said. Not knowing why the hell they quoted South Park

"Well what do we do?" said Rei, curious ab out who took over Wyndia.

"To Wyndia guys!" said Ryu.

"Alright......" Rei & Teepo said sadly.

"Don't you guys wanna go?" Ryu asked them.

"No. Why? Because Queen Sheilia is gonna throw our asses in jail the moment we step in there!"Rei said.

"Ditto." Teepo added.

"I see. Well, we have to try!" Ryu said.

"Ok." They both said.

They left the cabin for Wyndia, and soon arrived at Wyndia. Strangly, the usually bustling town was completely deserted....one man who looked like a complete lunatic ran down the alley........

"The rabbit is here! THE RABBIT IS HERE!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
The man said.

Ryu grabbed him and looked at him oddly, "A what?"

"HEHEHEEEEE!!!! A bunny has taken over Wyndia."

"A bunny? Like Momo?"

"No. Just a bunny."

"Not a monsterous rabbit like creature?"

"Yup."

Ryu's hope was slipping, "Just a regular, run-of-the-mill bunny?"

"That's right."

"Well, surely you took back your kingdom?"

"No......the bunny gives the orders to us. We follow 'em."

"Oh...."

"Well, I gotta run!" The man ran off laughing all the way.

"Let's go to the castle." Ryu said. Teepo just stood there.

"A bunny. Heh...." He then ran off toward the others

What awaits our heroes at the castle? Is the kingdom taken over by a bunny? Why do people fear the bunny? Will the narrator come back in the story? What is terminal air-speed velocity of a swallow? Why am I asking you all of these questions? The answers will come in Chapter2! Escaped by a hare!