Because the Uchihas are frickin' awesome.

~Dedicated to my bf Kiko

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The Nickname Rampage

To Sydney, From Itachi

The middle Uchiha, contrary to popular belief, was not the original master o' nicknames.

It was, actually-surprisingly-the oldest Uchiha sibling, Itachi.

And the very, very, very first nickname that would set the beloved hyper middle child Uchiha off?

Sia-Turtle.

'MOMMMMI! I WANT MACARONI AND CHEESE…NOT TOMATOES!" The six-year-old Uchiha female screamed at the top of her lungs, kicking over one of her younger brother's toy trucks.

"Oh, Sydney, please…Itachi, keep her busy, will you?" Mikoto Uchiha sighed, wishing very much that at that moment that her husband wasn't a traditional male.

"…Hnn…" said the nine year old, his equivelant to "no".

Mikoto sighed, ready to slam her head against a wall. Sometimes her three kids were really, really bothersome…

"Momi…" four-year-old Sasuke tugged on his mother's pant leg.

"Yes, sweetie?" She said, trying to ignore the temper tantrum her middle child was on the verge of (not an easy task).

"Turtle," he said, pointing to his sister, who was currently in the fetal position, wailing at the top of her lungs.

"No, Sasuke. That's SYDNEY. Sia. Your SISTER. Not a turtle. SIA. Not turtle."

"Turtle!" He insisted.

"No," She said. "Sia."

"Turtle."

"Sia."

"Turtle!!!!!!!!!!!" He wailed.

Itachi smirked. Sia. Turtle. Sia. Turtle. Sia turtle. Sia-turtle. His newest nickname was born.

See's.

"I. WANT. CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Seven-year-old Sia wailed.

"After dinner, sweetie," Mikoto said, wishing her husband wasn't on a business trip. Sometimes her little sweethearts were devils.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!" Sia screamed, kicking the table.

"For kami's sake…" The mother of three murmured under her breath. "Itachi, keep your sister quiet, please."

He shoved a tomato in her mouth. She gagged.

"EW, GROSS, ICHI! DON'T MAKE ME EAT GROSS THINGS! I WANT SWEETS!!!!" She was back on her temper tantrum mode.

Sasuke, little hands waving, reached for the forgotten tomato. Sia pushed it towards him, making gagging sounds.

"CHOCO! CHOCO! CHOCO!" Sia hollered.

"For kami's sake, Si…s…" Mikoto trailed off, about ready to pound her head on the dinner table. The middle child was a terror.

"See's?" Sasuke said, pointing to his sister. He was trying to make the connection between "Sia" and her favorite candy shop, but, unfortunately, he wasn't doing so well.

"No, Sasuke!...kami he's such a slow learner…that's SIA, darling. Not See's."

Sia perked up at the mention of her favorite sweets shop. "See's! See's! See's!" Soon, lil' Sasuke was chanting with her.

"Oh, for kami's sake…" Mikoto got up. "Itachi, make sure they eat, please." And she went into the kitchen.

The twelve year old smirked evilly, then turned to his younger brother. He pointed to Sia. "Sasuke, this is See's."

"SEE'S! SEE'S! SEE'S! SEE'S!"

Syd-Sise

"ITA! PUT ME DOWN, GOSHDARNIT!" Twelve-year-old Sia yelped at her fifteen-year-old brother as he dragged her towards the bath.

"Nope. Mother told me to make sure you had a bath…"

"NEVER IN A MILLION-CHOKECOUGHGASP-YEARS!"

"Shut up. You're setting a bad example towards Sasuke," Itachi smirked. The ten year old was trailing behind them.

Sia glared at her younger brother. "You are not watching me take a bath."

His bottom lip wobbled. "Sy-Syd-si-s-WAAAAAH!"

"Oh! Crap! He's crying! ITACHI, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!"

"No it's not, Syd-sise," The teenager smirked.

"WHAT THE KAMI? DON'T CALL ME THAT!" The twelve-year-old managed to wiggle free of her older brother and bolt into the bathroom, locking the door behind her.

Itachi turned to his little brother. "If you want to please me and annoy her, call her Syd-sise."

And Sasuke was brainwashed.

Shadow Killer

~Shadow Killer~,

You are beautiful. You're the sun-this world couldn't exist without you.

Please…be mine?

Love FOREVER,

Danner Miroto

"Ugh," Fifteen-year-old Sia groaned, ripping the love note down from her locker. Le seriously-couldn't the fanboys just get over themselves? They made life hell. Maybe the world couldn't exist without her, but the world could exist without them.

"What's this?" Eighteen-year-old Itachi ripped the note from his younger sister's hands.

"ITACHI! GIVE THAT BACK!" She screamed, jumping for it.

"Who's it from this time, bro?" Oh, great, Sasuke was in on it too. Joy joy to the world, Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha are dead-!

" 'Shadow Killer, you are beautifu. You're the sun-the world couldn't exist without you.' Oooooohhh, someone LOVES youuuu!" He cooed/teased, keeping the note away from her.

"you asshole! Give it back…or at least throw it in the trash, where it belongs!"

'Awwww, he wants you to be his," Itachi continued. "Now why would I throw awaya love confession towards my younger sister? Who is this 'Danner Miroto', anyway? I want to meet the future husband of my sister."

Sia glared and stomped on his foot. "Honestly, Itachi! Cut it out! He's that guy who flirted with Mint last week…who yu threw into a dumpster?"

"Hmm…nope, don't remember him," Itachi looked back at the note. "One question, sis. Why 'Shadow Killer'?"

"NONEOFYOURBUSINESS!"

"Hmmmm…'Shadow Killer'. 'Shadow Killer.' I'll have to thank this…Danner Miroto for the nickname. It suits you well." And he strode away, note in his bag.

Sia glared at her thirteen-year-old brother. "Call me Shadow Killer and no more tomatoes for a month."

Sasuke's eyes widened, and Sia smirked in victory. Now to find a way to keep Itachi from calling her Shadow Killer…

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Because an evil Itachi is amazing and hot and the best thing on this planet.

~Yeah, this was demanding to be written. Get over it.

If you didn't like it...it's ok. Its not my best work.

If you DID like it...I'm going to write two Sasuke parts and one Itachi part. Mmmyup.

You read it? Review it.

No flames.

~Thankies a bunch!~

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The Uchihas