"Allen! Hey," Lavi had appeared in front of Allen and was out of breath. He managed to get out, "Come to my room! I've got a plan for tonight!" Allen guessed what the bouncy red head was referring to. There was a party tonight. A New Years party to be exact. He was curious so he followed the other boy down the dark hallways that led to his room. It was early and Allen rubbed his eyes sleepily as Lavi flung his door open. Kicking books and papers out of the way they both made their way into the room. Allen took a seat and looked at Lavi.
"So, what are you planning?" Allen watched him smirk and lean over. He threw a few books out of his way and reached under the bed, he pulled out a bottle full of a clear liquid. Allen groaned while Lavi started burst into laughter. "Please tell me your not going to, Lavi..." He knew it. He suspected Lavi would try to get Kanda at that party... He slapped his hand over his face. "Where did you get that alcohol anyways?"
He smiled a sideways little smile, "That my friend, is a long and degrading story I would like to keep a secret," He sat down on his bed near Allen. "So, here's my plan. It's simple. We put some of this stuff in Yu's soba at dinner. It won't take much. No where NEAR the amount in here. He has a low tolerance for alcohol-"
"How would you know that, Lavi?" Allen looked a little scared.
"Isn't it obvious? Please Allen, don't interrupt. My plan is genius! So as I was saying. That way, it will be easy to get him to go."
"One thing. How are you going to get that into his soba?" Allen asked looking Lavi in the face. He probably hadn't thought of that yet.
"That's where you come in!" Lavi beamed. "Your always arguing with him anyways. You start an argument and I slip it in his food and drink. Simple as that." Allen again groaned.
"Lavi, this is a terrible idea, what if somebody notices, or worse! Wath if HE notice-" Lavi cut him off abruptly.
"I've got this Allen! You just distract him. Think about it. Drunk Kanda? This will be a hilarious night!" Allen looked up and tapped him leg. It WOULD be hilarious...
"Fine. I'll do it." Lavi smiled and danced around a little at the his friends agreement. After a moment he shoved the bottle back under his bed.
"Yay! Well, see you at dinner Allen!" He winked and Allen felt a little uneasy, This could go bad really fast... he thought to himself.
Allen was feeling really uneasy when Lavi and himself made their way over to Kanda. This is a terrible idea, Allen kept thinking to himself. Really, really, bad. They took their seats at the table and Lavi looked at the other boy expectantly. Wide green eyes boring into Allen. "So Kanda, are you going to that New Years party tonight?" Allen asked sarcastically, activating his poker face.
"Your damn stupid if you even need to ASK me that" Kanda retorted and sneered a little in his general direction. Lavi butted in.
"But Yuuuuu! That's no fun. You haaavvvee to go! It will be no fun if your not there!" He pouted and leaned toward Kanda.
"There is no way in HELL I would go to a damn party like that! I have better things to do than walk around and waste time with the likes of you." He practically hissed. Great, hes already in a terrible mood, Allen thought. He leaned on the table and said.
"But kanda, you already have to waste your time with the likes of us anyways. But who are we kidding. I for one would NEVER want to spend time with you at a party. I doubt you know what the word fun means. We'd all end up killing ourselves just watching you try, Bakanda!" Allen was right in Kanda's ear. I've got him now... He thought.
"Kanda slowly turned his way. Through gritted teeth he said "WHAT. Did. You. Say?" he was seething mad. Lavi wrapped his had around the small bottle he'd put some of the alcohol in.
"You heard you you girly boy. Why are your panties in such a twist over it." Allen was now smirking. Maybe this could work. Lavi was opening the bottle. Kanda's scowl grew deeper. He seemed to be radiating murder.
"You Beansprout! I will cut you into pieces if you ever talk to me like that again! Got it?" Shit. He wasn't in the mood for a big argument. Allen Started laughing. He HAD to keep him distracted, he couldn't turn back around now.
"HAHa! Can't think of something original? I've heard that a hundred times! I knew you where an idiot but com'on!" Allen peered at him with a little devious smile. He gell for it. Lavi took this chance to dump the content of that bottle into Kanda's soba and from that moment his fate was sealed.
"WHY YOU LITTLE-" kanda started, but Lavi cut him off.
"Hey guys! Calm down! Your food will get cold and I don't want to be late for the part." Kanda turned around. He was still omitting a terribly bleak aura but only growled.
"I told you I am NOT going you stupid rabbit." He then picked up his chop sticks and resumed eating. Allen and Lavi both let out self satisfied smiles and glanced at each other. Let the games begin, thought Allen.
Is it working yet? Lavi wondered to himself. Allen was starting to wonder if it was really going to work himself when a slightly puzzled look settled on kanda's face. He must be feeling funny, Allen thought bemused. This should be good. Lavi took this opportunity to speak, "So Yu, are you suuurreeee you don't want to come with us. It'll be fuuunnnn." Lavi peered at him with wide eyes. Kanda was still looking down in confusion.
"What?" He asked in a slightly less stern tone then usual. Test passed. lavi thought evilly. But outloud he said.
"Oh nothing! So me and Allen better go get ready. See you in a few!" He chirped gleefully and drug Allen back to his room.
"It worked it worked!" he sang. "I told you it would!" He had closed the door behind them and was bouncing excitedly. Allen was even grinning with an evil self satisfaction at their success. he had doubted it at first, but he had to admit. This was going to be interesting. "I'm going to grab some more of that booze. We gotta keep the stuff in him or he'll ditch in the middle of the party! Go get him ready Allen!" Lavi began shuffling around under his bed.
"Can do." Allen said cheerfully. He hoped kanda was nicer drunk. That would sure make this easier. And the night would be much more fun.
He walked through the Order's long dark halls until he reached Kanda's room. He knocked on the door. No answer. "Hey kanda! I'm coming in kayy?" Allen grabbed the handle and opened the door. To his surprise Kanda was already wearing suitable clothes for the party. "Well I see your already ready huh?" He was wondering about Kanda's reaction to him barging in and wondered if he'd pay a price for it when Kanda spoke.
"Beansprout. Why are you in my room?" He looked confused. His face less serious then usual. There was something in it that made Allen feel uneasy, but he couldn't put his finger on it.
"I'm here to take you to the party. remember?" He was a little weary. Would this REALLY work? He thought cautiously.
"Oh yeeeaahh." He drawled a little. Allen couldn't help but laugh. Kanda was stupider that usual and he wasn't frowning like the world's biggest bastard. "What?" Kanda asked a little sharper then before and scowled. Allen stiffened. Hes scary even when hes drunk, he thought a little weirded out.
"Nothing. But I need to get ready too. So.. I guess I'll be back?" Allen half asked it as a question. But how else would he put it in a situation like that?
Kanda perked up a little. "I'll come with you then." He said nonchalantly. Like they where the best of friends and not sworn enemies. Allen almost admitted he liked that, but immediately stomped the thought into the ground. He didn't like ANYTHING about Yu Kanda. Nope, not at all. Even when he was drunk.
"Uhh. Sure." He said awkwardly scratching his head as he retreated from the room, followed by an almost cheerful samuri. Allen almost shuddered at how disturbing it sounded.
Once back in his own room Allen grabbed a white shirt and his ribbon and started undressing. he had his shirt off when he felt eyes on him. He slowly looked to the side. kanda was sitting on his bed, and to his disbelief, totally checking him out. The younger boy's cheeks turned a light shade of pink. "Uhm... What are you doing...?" He asked in a small voice.
"What do you mean?" kanda asked and cocked his head to the side. This is TOO weird, Allen though. His eye twithed a little. The sight was just so unusual.
"Your ... Ya know... Watching me change... Really closely..." He kind of stammered. How much more awkward can this get? Kanda smirked a very suductive- No Alen walked did NOT just think of Kanda as seductive! And dangerous smirk.
"You mean I was checking you out?" He questioned. Allen's face deepened 3 more shades of red. Spoke too soon. He tried collecting his thoughts.
"Uhm, I wasn't going to... Uhh... I mean..." Allen couldn't seem to find a comeback for that. Kanda laughed. The white haired boy's face gained another shade of red., but he couldn't worry about that now. He actually LAUGHED. Kanda. Laughed. Allen had officially seen EVERYTHING. "Oh never mind." He grumbled and flung on his clean shirt and ribbon. Wondering to himself why he as blushing so much. "Let's go find Lavi" He suggested. Ready to have some extra company due to recent events.
This will be one hell of an awkward night. Allen thought miserably.
