Authors Note: I wrote this story to show my love of sakura…right…and the other reason is that I saw that movie and Euro-trip and I wanted to make the naruto characters experience it in their own funky way.
Jape Trip!!!!!!!!!!!
Once upon a time on a beautiful day with sakuras falling and beautiful sunshine…oh who is really gonna believe this SHIT!!! It was a rainy gloomy day with a bunch of people dying in the streets. "Oh man, what a terrible day and look at all of the dead people," said Sasuke, as he stared out the window of him and his friends apartment complex. "What you looking at my beautiful, beautiful sasuke?" said a girl with an extremely LARGE forehead. "Oh nothing sakura." Sasuke said with absolutely no feeling at all. "Oh my beautiful, beautiful sasuke what is wrong?" she repeated. "NOTHING!!!!!!!" he said with a lot of harshness. As he stared out the window at the blood covered street he realized it was 7:45 he had to meet Itachi in 15 minutes!!! "OH SHIT!!!…where's Naruto!!!!!" he screamed and repeated his sentence over and over again. "Right here," he said from right behind sakura. "Oh Thank GOD!! Lets go!!!"
Minutes later
" Shut up Naruto and stoop calling me elf!!!!(elf : I will now refer to sakura as elf for Extremely Large Forehead.) "Look its Itachi!!!" screamed sasuke with a great relief off his shoulders. "What's Up Nigas!?" said Itachi in his best black voice he could. "He thinks he's black yeah." Said Deidara. "Yeah I know he thinks he's so cool just cause' he can impersonate a black person!!" said kisama-mama. "We should get going said Itachi, we don't want to be late for our plane to take our tour around Japan.
To be continued…….
