Disclaimer: Twilight belongs to Stephanie Meyer. I wanted Twilight for my birthday, but no, I just got the book!
What the heck happened to twilight?
CHAPTER 1: LLAMAS, APPLES, AND STAPLERS, OH MY!
Once upon a time, in a land not so far away if you live in Washington, the small town of forks was inhabited by vampire llamas. These llamas did not drink blood like you would assume, but they did eat apples. Did you know that the apple has a fascinating history? Once it—" Hey!" screamed Rosalie, who had just appeared out of nowhere. " I thought this was supposed to be about Twilight!" Then the angry author rudely kicked her out of the story. After all, she never liked Rosalie much in the first place.
During this time, Bella Swan was driving to Charlie's house in her brand spanking new rusty stapler that she used instead of a car. To Bella, cars were not awesome enough to support her awesomely awesome awesomeness. So she drove giant staplers. She normally doesn't get very far however, seeing as staplers don't have wheels. Bella had to walk most of the way. Once she arrived at Charlie's house, she fell down a lot. Apparently, flat, empty surfaces are very dangerous these days! Bella fell asleep worrying about going to her new school the next day.
I know its short, but I'm going to try and post a new chapter tomorrow. I hope you like it so far! Please review!
-Allie (llamagirl127)