A random drabble/one-shot. I hope it's funny enough for you people.
Sasuke stood on the bridge where Team 7 usually met, his eyebrow twitching. Why was the usually composed Uchiha's eyebrow twitching? Well, it may have something to do with the comments Sai was making on his dick - and none of them were complements, either. (The real question: What gives Sai the right to insult a dick he's never seen?)
Or it might be because Itachi was singing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song - badly.
Maybe both? Oh wait, here comes another reason. Neji was now hitting on Naruto - who was confused at the stupid questions Neji was asking. He's supposed to be a prodigy, so why is he asking the dobe what his chances of getting head was if he flipped a quarter?
Somewhere in the distance, he heard Orochimaru complaining about the loss of a perfectly good body.
Naruto interrupted Sasuke's thoughts before he found even more reasons for his twitching eyebrow. "Seriously teme, if you don't calm down your eyebrow's going to twitch right off your forehead. Then you'll be ugly."
Before Sasuke could do anything, though, he heard three (unfortunately) familiar female voices. "Nooooo! Sasuke-kun can't be ugly! Marry me Sasuke-kun!"
Everybody stopped and watched as Sasuke's right eyebrow twitched off his forehead in slow motion. Sasuke was too shocked to do anything. That was, until Lee showed up out of nowhere.
"Sasuke! Why do you only have one eyebrow? It's so un-youthful to be going bald at such a young age."
Sasuke only pointed to the (still twitching, now because of Lee) eyebrow on the ground.
"I see. Well then, I shall share my eyebrow!" Lee carefully took off his right eyebrow and cut it in half (long ways) with a kunai. "Here you go, Sasuke!" Half of a bushy eyebrow was put in front of him.
When he only stared, Lee took it upon himself to attach the eyebrow. Itachi, being the caring big brother that he was, handed Sasuke a mirror from one of the many pockets in his cloak. He was also the first one to burst out laughing.
Sasuke took one look in the mirror, and fainted. Nobody caught him as he squished the poor eyebrow.
"Sasuke! You broke the mirror. That's seven years of bad luck," Naruto said, completely oblivious to the severity of losing an eyebrow. Lee gave him one, so the bastard should be grateful.
While Tsunade was perfectly content with letting Sasuke stay ugly the rest of his life, three girls with high-pitched voices started crying and complaining and throwing fits and just being annoying, so she gave in and used a medical jutsu to re-grow the hair.
It was the funniest birthday Itachi ever had.