The Chestral Thrust of DOOM and Sunshine

by ImInUrForkzEatinUrHumanz

Massie Block moves to Forks High School and tries to beguile Edward, Emmett, and Jasper with her non-existant feminine charm.

1. A Vision of Stupidity

The Chestral Thrust of DOOM and Sunshine!

Chapter 1: A Vision of Stupidity

"Ow, my head!" Alice screamed.

"What's wrong, Alice?" said her stunning, manly, non-flamboyant husband, Jasper.

"I had a painful vision."

"How so?

"Something wicked this way comes…"

"What?"

"Massie Block is coming to Forks."