No power. No lights. How does the GLA build a Tunnel Network? Not efficiently. Take a look.
Worker: Do I have to build another?
Engineer: Yeah, we're tired of diggin'!
General: Yes, you have to! Get to work on that Tunnel Network!
Worker and Engineers: Yes sir!
Underground, digging the tunnel…..
Engineer #1: Face it, we're lost.
Engineer#2: Why is this nincompoop doing with the map?
Engineer#3: You stop saying that! We don't have any power, so it's not like I have a light to read it by.
Engineer Leader: Shut up and keep digging!
(The sounds of shoveling fill the room)
Engineer #1: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Engineer#2: I'm hitting this really soft rock.
Engineer #1: That's me, you idiot!
Engineer #2: Sorry.
Engineer #3: What happened to our leader?
Engineer #2: I think he got lost.
Engineer #1: How does someone get lost in a one-way tunnel?
Engineer: #2: Like how we aren't sure we're digging our way to a tunnel network entrance.
Engineer #3: It was not my fault!
Engineer #2: Yes it was!
(Meanwhile, a traitorous GLA general decides to build a Tunnel Network of his own.)
Opposing Engineer #1: We've broken through! Hey, we're still underground!
Engineer #2: Got lost, too?
Opposing Engineer #2: Aren't you the enemy?
Engineer #1: Not if you can't get out of here.
Opposing Engineer #3: We got lost, too. Thanks to our leader.
Engineer #3: I hate those guys.
Opposing Engineers: So do we!
Engineer #1: You know, we have a lot in common. Maybe we should send word to our generals that we should be friends.
Opposing Engineer #3: And then we go to the Americans and send them the message, too!
Engineer #2: Then the Chinese will also be our friends!
Opposing Engineer #1: We will have world peace!
Engineer #3: And it will begin with us!
Opposing Engineer #2: So, how do we get out of here?
(The RPG troopers of both sides arrive, expecting a finished tunnel. They meet each other and blow everyone in the tunnel up.)
In the afterlife….
Engineers: Nice work, geniuses.
RPG troopers: Not our fault!
Above Ground…
General: What's taking the tunnel network so damn long?
Worker: I don't know, but I don't think it's important or significant, whatever the hell happened down there.
General: Yeah, I guess not. Build another one.
Here we go again….