Bubba: A nice little story for Valentine's Day!
A darker shade of red
Again his boyfriend was asking millions of questions.
He was starting to regret bringing him out whenever there was a big holiday. Christmas had been hectic with all the questions, but it was nice after he shut up and they watched some movies. Now it was the next big holiday, Valentine's Day.
"Lloooooooooyd! Lloyd! Lloyd! Lloydly! Nightlight! Kiwi! LLOYD."
"For the millionth time, what!?"
"What's all the hearts, flowers, and red and pink shit?"
"Ugh... It's another holiday."
"What's it about?"
Lloyd sighed, "It's a day for couples and stuff. A romantic day."
"You don't like it?"
"Honestly, I've never cared about it. It's always been so boring to me and stuff. Except afterwards there's always a bunch of candy."
"You love candy."
The blonde shoved the other, "Yup."
"Do you love it more than me?"
"Yes."
"Why."
Lloyd just laughed and kept walking.
-later-
"Hello? Overlord where'd you go!?"
Lloyd was looking all over his house for the purplette, who had seemed to vanish. He was here a few minutes ago too... All of the sudden the embodiment of darkness appeared in front of him and popped something into the Golden Ninja's mouth.
"What the-"
It was candy. He rolled his eyes.
"Do you really love it more than me?"
"Totally."