Sims Troll Party REUPLOAD

by Miss Hajimemashite

Last time I trust DeathBySims with proofreading grrrr. BTW this is by me, and I was unsure about uploading it UNTIL it was uploaded without my permission. So random your brain will explode i.e. it epic fails massively. Rated T for a swear or 2.

A/N – This was my story. I sent it to DeathBySims, who used to live down my street. I had sent all my stories and a few ideas (including the yaoi element of Bittersweet Passion) to her for checking etc. Until I discovered she uploaded this, originally called Sakura Ichigo At A Wild Party. I made a serious review, so she knew I knew. She stopped replying to my emails about a week ago (May 2011) and I knew she got the point. She sent me an email yesterday (22/5/11) apologising and saying she was going to delete the story and also an attachment for the story file (which was on my computer already, duh). So, DeathBySims, I'm not forgiving you this time. BTW, enjoy MY story. Kass / xxx P.S. Sorry for the rant, I just hate people who take my stuff repeatedly, like DBS. xxxx

Sims Troll Party

Sakura Ichigo puts on her fluffy pink dress and skipped to Chikkin MacNougat's house. She gets there and she sees lots of people she knows. There was Chikkin, her one true love, in his shiny gold suit.

"Ohhhhhh, hi Chikkin!" she says, blushing.

"SAKURA!" Chikkin screeches as he hugs her.

Sakura starts dancing to Traveling (I don't own anything) and a random man in a toga comes up to her.

"Male. 21. Horny. Looking for fun." he says in a robotic voice.

"Female. 15. Not horny. Piss off Pebobear." Sakura says, mimicking his voice.

"Shame. I'm Duch Bagg. Colon close bracket." the strange man replies before walking off.

"Oh, internet. X. D." Sakura sighs.

Next thing, Sakura is floating in candyfloss. A bright light flashes and she had a tiny dress and long gold boots on. She is in a post anime transformation pose. Then she realizes that someone spiked the fruit punch with cheap vodka. She hits the floor and wakes up. Chikkin gives her a bucket to vom in. She does. Then Chikkin kisses her. The edn.

NOT QUITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Attack of the bad writer – volume 1

Sakra waked up on the flor n got drunk n feel asleep. Then Chikkin cary her home to her hose. Then se wake up n hse says that she drinked two much vodka. The edn.

IT'S NOT OVER YET!

"I love you, Chikkin MacNougat, I always have!" Sakura cries.

Chikkin kisses her as Atuhors Nose makes an appearance.

"Atchoo!" Atuhors says.

This thus spoils the moment and the moral of the story is don't sneeze in a romantic moment.

… wait, doing sneeze?... you suck MS Word. Teh edn.

NO IT ISN'T!

Oh, yes. Sakura and Chikkin go to Burger King and get married because Atuhors Nose is bored of this story and it's just something else to put on FF so yeah. Flamm it all you like u prepz. Get wepon and shot the computer. I dare you. Teh edn.

NOT JUST YET!

Ugh. It's the end. Get over it Capital McLetter.

Dun dun durrrrrrhhhhhhhnnnnn!

REAL authors' note – I know this got a couple of good reviews and that's the only reason I reuploaded it. I hate this story, especially because it was STOLEN and put on my EX-friend's account. Sorry again, I just overreact a LOT / xxx