Rinny: Hey(: So I have something cute going on in this story. It is called 'Tips for Idiots'. Basically what it is, is that Mai is writing different tips on what not to do and etcetera.
Rinny: Uh huh…
Rinny: Cute, huh?:) Well, read and review!
*Tips for Idiots; The Mai Edition*
Tips for Idiots Lesson 1: Do Not Touch a Stove That Is On
Hello there! If you have purchased or picked up this book, you are, indeed, a true idiot. But that's okay! Because I am a true idiot as well who is learning from her mistakes and writing to all the other true idiots out there so we can fix this world and lessen the amount…of true idiots. On to lesson one my prodigies!
Lesson One: Do Not Touch a Stove That Is On. Now, most of you sitting at home are probably reading this and thinking, "Well obviously you shouldn't touch a stove that's on! Only idiots do that!" And thus, I can look at you reading this book, Tips for Idiots, and tell you -my point exactly.
You see, during my day, I have the tendency to make vast amounts of tea. Of course, that is my job, and it must be done. Now, as easily as it sounds to avoid touching a hot stove… Well, let me start by telling you it is a difficult task to fulfill. When you constantly are up and about, working in a kitchen, your routines begin to become 'daily', and 'so easy you could carry on to do them in your sleep'. POSH KOSH! That is most of the reason why people burn themselves in the first place. You do the same activities day in and day out, and begin to unconsciously proceed in doing them. You're so caught up in thoughts while you're bustling around the open stove, you don't realize your hand miss the counter, or accidently graze the burner while putting a pan or teakettle on top. That is how I earned my first stove burn. Take careful notice in what you're doing in the kitchen and VIOLA. You come out unscathed and without burns.
Well, this was a simple lesson, seeing as how it was lesson one. If you have any comments or concerns, click the pretty blue button that says 'Review' down below and send them in! Also, Tips for Idiots is proud to announce that we will be taking in requests for different tips you want to hear! Send in the scenario or lesson and we (I) shall gladly give tips on it. Be sure to read the next chapter of, 'Tips for Idiots'!
Rinny: lol kind of retarded but whatever. And the next chapters will be longer. Trust me. This one had to be short though cause there wasn't too much to say about burning yourself. Aha. Anyway, please review!