CHAPTER 1
Ricky looked up at the sky. He said "I wish I had a balloon!" No balloon came. Sadly, Ricky walked home alone. He had no friends, only his pet raisin, Petser. Petser attempted to run away FOUR times. Which had confused people, like A LOT. The next day Ricky woke up, with a balloon. His wish, as hoped, came true. The balloon had a face, a very attractive face. The balloon said, "Hello Ricky, I am Jerry, the Balloon." I made a poem about RAISINS, they are really yum."
Ricky sat in confusion, then, said "Was that-"Balloon interrupted with "EAT DEM AND CHEW DEM AND EAT DEM NOW." Ricky killed the balloon. That balloon was a loser. This conflict went nowhere, so Ricky made the red, broken balloon, into a terrible mask. Ricky, with his green pointy hat, and his lime green armor, got some wood from raisin land. This was the beginning of a monster, a TERRIBLE monster.
Ricky, of course, met the greatest, sexiest, coolest, and most hot guy in the universe. Tanner Beasom tripped Ricky, and out fell the mask. The mask gave him a DEADLY stare, and Tanner said, "Da heck is that?" Ricky replied with "It's my mask. Made out of wood straight from raisin land, want to wear it?"
"No thanks, I've seen the Jim Carrey movie, and it would not look pretty with THAT on"
"Ok, well, I'm…. Ricky, Ricky Lai."
"Ricky, aren't you that guy on youtube?"
"Yes"
"With that raisin video?"
"YES"
"And the Jin-"
"YES SHUTUP"
Tanner walked away, very confused as Ricky was talking to the mask.
CHAPTER 2
Ricky always has school, which is really stupid. Because he never plays Minecraft and has homework. Anyways, Tanner saw many people at HIS school using Skype, a social site for your friends. Tanner, after school, downloaded the site. The site had many weird ads for a game called Crazybus. He didn't even bother to. Just, just no. He added some friends from Youtube, which led him to Ricky. He had a picture of Link wearing the same mask he saw earlier.
He called him, just to say hi. Ricky kept saying "He's coming" and stupid creepypasta stuff like that. Really, if you're looking for a sex scene you've come to the wrong place. "Really man, I'm wondering if you keep drugs in that mask!" said tanner. Ricky hung up, like he shouldn't have said that.
No one remembers what else happened that day, because tomatoes. The next day, Tanner woke up in the school's computer room, like he just got a crap load of meth. Ricky stood by a figure, pale skin, some ferkin' awesome hair, and a CHAIN GUN! Like, that is fuckin' badass, just sayin'. But the Chain gun was the LEAST of his worries as a TV was in front of him. The figure turned on the TV and LSD Lavender type music started playing. "Crazy Bus"