The Day I Got High
Let's see how many cliches I can fuck up and put into one chapter, while making it sound like a dirty-minded 6 year old on coke wrote it!
Sora and Riku were on the destiny islands, smoking pot. Because that's what all good kids do these days. Kairi appeared from nowhere, since that's what Kairi lives to do, and said, "Heyyy! Let's go find some light!" because that's what Kairi likes to do (although really she just likes "dying" and later getting into people's pants). Riku snorted, "Can't you see the sexy dancing rainbow?" Then they all did the carameldansen. Whooop! Namine appears, and rapes them all, and then Roxas and Axel molest each other. Xion turns into a guy and steals Axel, and Roxas gets pissed and screams, "DIE BITCH!" charging his keyblade into Xion. Yeah. Whichever way you see fit. Axel's like, "WTF?" and goes to find Demyx, because everyone loves Demyx. Sora tells Xion and Roxas to cut it out, and lets them smoke some pot. Then they dance the caipirinha, and rave on the destiny islands. Then some random post man comes and gives them something about "parental control" and Riku's just like "what's a parent?" and no one really knows. Axel reads it, and it says stuff about STDs. Roxas gets worried when he sees AIDs can be caught in homosexual relationships, but Axel reassures him that nobodies can't catch STDs, so they go do it. Then a heartless appears - OH NOES! Namine rapes it, because she didn't get a chance to the first time, and it smells some of the pot and bites everyone's head off!