Ok, I'm starting a new fic. I know I haven't finished ANYTHING, but I am suddenly inspired to write this.

ROGAN

Ok, background info... Rory is starting senior year at Chilton. Lorelai is seeing Luke. Rory and Paris are sorta friends. Lane hangs out all the time... basically the exact same as the show, except Logan and friends will appear now, not later in college. Oh, and Rory is still dating Dean btw.

Disclaimer: I dont own anything, I never have and unfortunately never will

I'll Explain at Breakfast

"school, school, school!" A loud voice yelled in Rory's ear

"Strange, I don't remember buying that alarm." Rory rolled over on her side, covering her head with her think pillow.

"Ha ha, you're hilarious. You should start your own stand up act. We can talk about it over breakfast. You remember breakfast don't you? It's that wonderful time of day when you and I go and drink the best coffee in the world, I flirt with Luke, you roll your eyes..." Lorelai ripped the pillow from Rory's grasp

"Yes I remember breakfast, I just don't remember it being so early in the morning," Rory growled, sitting up to face her mother.

"That's cause in the summer it wasn't. It's your last first day of school, so we need to be extra beautiful! I came to wake you at 5:15 so you can do your hair in that nice bouncy way. You know the way that just screams "Hi, I'm Rory, greatest kid in the world. Smartest, prettiest, etc. so bow down and kiss my feet you snobbish people I have gone to school with for three years and never noticed me before"."

"Wow, my hair says a lot, doesn't it?"

"It says more when it's washed and hovering over a cute outfit. I'll translate for you over breakfast."

"Fine, fine, I got the message. I'm going, I'm going." Rory slid out of bed, rummaging through the piles of clothes fresh out of the drier.

"I'll grab the pop-tarts for the walk there," Lorelai sang from the kitchen

"How are you so happy? You hate mornings. It's always me who is getting you up on time. Someone must have hit us with some wacky reversal wand when we were asleep." Rory grabbed her uniform and dragged her feet to the bathroom.

"Well I am friends with such magical beings, but that is not why I am happy today." Lorelai pressed the button down on the toaster and flicked the switch on the coffee maker.

"One, why are you making coffee if we are going to Luke's for that specific purpose. Two, why are you happy?" Rory called from the bathroom as she spread toothpaste on the brush.

"This coffee is so we will know just how good Luke's coffee is when we taste the difference. It's an appreciation enhancer, also used to keep me awake. Though I look peppy, I feel like an anvil is stuck in my head. Why am I happy? That's a secret you will learn over breakfast."

"Fine," Rory half groaned half laughed, before closing the bathroom door and starting the shower,

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"Ok mom, I had three cups of coffee with you, four dough nuts, let you flirt continuously with a clearly embarrassed Luke, and give me the lowdown on what my hair just called your hair and how your hair found it highly insulting. Now will you tell me why you're happy?" Rory blocked the exit of Luke's diner.

"Ok, you know how this is your last first day of school?" Lorelai was grinning ear to ear

"Yes..." Rory said cautiously

"Well it's not," Lorelai laughed

"What?" Rory was throughly confused

"I lied to you for the past month. I kept telling you the wrong date. Today is Friday, school really starts next Thursday, for some random reason." Lorelai looked extreamly pleased with herself.

"And what was the objective in this seemingly random act of foolery?"

"Because I was running out of days to spend with my little girl." Lorelai pouted

"What?"

"Grandma is taking us to a museum today," Lorelai rushed to say

"Again I say, what?"

"Remember that night, a few or so ago? When we were having a French comedy night? And we had had a wee bit too much sugar? You went out to see if Dean could cut out early from his shift at Doose's? Well Grandma called, and of course I had to start my bit from the movies where I say "but of course!" with the thick French accent."

"Not seeing where this is going."

"Well Grandma called and started saying boring things, so I started saying "but of course" to amuse myself. Apparently I should have listened more closely because Grandma asked if the two of us would like to go New York, mainly to see the Museum of Natural History"

"Well that's not bad, I like museums."

"With her DAR gang as tour guides." Lorelai finished

"Ah..." Rory nodded in comprehension

"So we are in for hours of going from place to place, listening to those old stuck-ups sneer at the giant stuffed animal exhibits, glare at the 'vulgar way of living' the Native Americans had. Listen to them continually say "How could anyone ever live in a house of sticks? And wear clothing made of dead animal skin? Dreadful"." Rory laughed at her mothers dramatic impression

"Don't forget the following hours of wandering the city," Rory began

"By way of chauffeured limo of course," Lorelai cut in

"Of course, who could dream of taking a taxi, or, heaven forbid, actually walking."

"And being shown the only places that really matter. None of the artist abodes, no Broadway, just the opera's, the mansions, and the well-to-do areas to take a stroll or throw a party. And 5th avenue? Looking in the windows is rude, just have it ordered to your home, no need to go inside the lavish stores of Prada, Armani, Louis Vitton, the Coach store!" Lorelai put a hand to her head dramatically

"Exactly. Oh and when it's time to eat, don't even try to go near those hot-dog stands."

"Even though there is one on every corner just calling your name."

"Just turn up your nose at them and go straight to the nearest restaurant that will give you more than three forks."

"Whew, sounds like we will have a marvelous day. And that is why I got you up so early. We have two and a half hours before we have to meet Grandma, so let's go do something!"Lorelai began to walk with confidence towards the gazebo

"What are we going to do?" Rory asked

"Exactly what Grandma would not want us to, which also happens to be what we did last night."

"Watch movies and veg?" Rory ran to catch up with her mother

"Well yes."

"So why did I have to get up at 5:15 then?"

"Because Titanic is a very long movie!"

"And why am I dressed up?"

"Well you can change out of your uniform, but I wanted your hair to look nice in case New York decides to throw extreamly cute guys our way."

"I like the way you think mother."

"And I am so glad to call you my daughter. But now we are wasting time with affection! Think of Jack! He is dying and we are standing here bothering with family love!"

"No! We must save him! Hurry to the house! I'll get CDs and Lane so we can dance crazy to, before we have to go meet Grandma."

"Good plan, I'll run to Al's and pick up more munchies." Lorelai began to walk in the other direction

"We just ate!"

"So?"

"Good point, I forgot for a moment that we're Gilmores."

"See you at home love." Lorelai called

"And you call me weird?" Kirk suddenly yelled from his makeshift bed in the gazebo, "My mother may have locked me out, but you don't see me plotting against her by playing music she would object to!"

"You don't have a stereo to play the music on anyways Kirk." Rory shouted back

"Yeah, so?" Kirk was grumpy in the mornings after a night in the gazebo

"Bye Kirk!" Lorelai called back

Ok, short, but kinda humerous. I was going to go straight on to the DAR NCY tour, but it's too late now and I am really tired. I hope you will like this, I have some really good Rogan action already planned. So please review if you want, or at least add me to your story alerts!