Chapter 1

It was a beautiful sunny morning in the forests of Ionia. One that a certain nine tailed fox would not dare to miss out, Oh this nine tailed fox you say, Yes that would be a woman named Ahri she was on her way to annoy the blade brothers Yi and Yasuo. Having known about their secret fishing location she went to investigate.

Just the thoughts of swimming in the pond, giving Yasuo a nosebleed and an endless lecture from Master Yi was all I could think of today. The beautiful forest ceased to entertain me as I muttered to myself "Today is going to be a fun day indeed."

I was quick to pickup a close conversation and the noise of a fishing rod snapping and the instant reaction "Fuck" was whispered though I wished to be human I thanked my fox ears for picking up the curse so I could bother Yasuo about it.

When I could see them I crawled on all fours and slowly went towards Yasuo since Yi was distracted with his oblivious way of cursing I soon was in arms reach of Yasuo before he somehow noticed me.

"Hey Ahri, Might want to improve your sneaking skills I could smell you as soon as you entered the clearing" He said to no one particular unless he was speaking to the fish of course. "How?" I stated thinking he was a stupid stone and I was Miss curiosity. "Hmmmmm let's see, well only one person that exists has 9 tails and crawls on all fours while they smell like shit and need to take a bath every once in a while, And for crying out loud even Yi could hear you and he is like deaf."

"I heard that." Yi boldly mentioned while turning around and opened his mouth to give the fox a seriously boring lecture about why she should not be here before she spirit rushed towards him and silenced him with a finger to his lips. "I just wanted to bring some fish back home to eat would you be so kind too?"

"Your charms don't work on me Ahri." Yi announced.

"Anytime for a woman like you." Yasuo replied. Whicth earned a cute giggle from Ahri and pointed her tongue out to Yi.

A FEW NOSEBLEEDS LATER...

"Ahri go wash yourself in the spring you smell like Twitch." I casually stated.

"Care to join me handsome?" Ahri said while 2 of her tails were patting him on the head.

"As much as I would love to I would ultimately have to decline ain't I right brother. Yi gave me the thumbs up but deep inside my thoughts were "fygdhhdghfdstujbvdttjbhftuhvdrugcdr WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DO THAT WHEN YI WAS AROUND!" Ahri strolled off towards the spring and was then removed from sight.

"Oh thank fishgod she is gone now I can fish in peace." Yi muttered to himself then cast out his line. He turned his head to glance at Yasuo and was quick to notice he was fast asleep on a smooth flat rock extremely close to the lake.

8 MINUTES LATER...

Old clothes, check

Hair straightened, check

Garen hidden in a bush nearby, no check

I quickly put on my old clothes and headed back to the pond. It was getting dark and I knew I would have to go home soon but I just wanted to stay a bit longer with the boys. I saw Yasuo on the rock sleeping so I lied down next to him and wrapped him in my tails before I shut my eyes Yi was starting to pack up his gear to leave but in the corner of my eye I saw something crawling towards him I quickly shouted "Yi look behind you..." He swiftly turned and took grip of his rod and sliced the creature at waist length and then proceeded to pack his rod until the creature then made a aggravated sound and even being cut in half the thing was still was advancing on Yi. "Why won't this fucking thing die!" Yasuo was awakened by this and screamed "Yi what the fuck is that thing!"

"Help me you coon what should I do."

"Cut its head off!" I screamed. Yi then beheaded the creature and it ceased to move any longer.

"Anyone have any idea what that thing was?" Yasuo asked while pointing at me and Yi. "So no one knows my guess that thing was a zombie."

"What's a zombie?" I asked I felt dumb for not knowing this.

"Get a life Ahri jeez a zombie is a undead being that used to be human and comes back to spread their numbers." Yasuo explained.

"They are not meant to exist and we just found one, Ionia is in some deep shit now." Yi added with a were fucked expression on his face. "Alright bushhead, 9 tails we need supplies we are no way near civilization but where can we go."

"I find that offensive not calling my house civilization." I grinned and Yi faceplammed

"Alright Ahri take us to your house." Yasuo said with a confident look on his face.

"Its a hole in the ground only I will fit you sure?"

Insert Yasuo faceplam here

The trio walked along the cobblestone path away from the fishing pond with Yi at front, Ahri center and Yasuo at the flank well you could say flank because he was trying to stare at the foxes ass half the time full time if it weren't for the tails the fox got bored so she started conversation other then directing Yi to her house to gather some of her possessions. "So bushhead how is staring at my tails going for you." Ahri added with a giggle she knew what he was trying to do and caught him redhanded so he instantly sent his undivided attention to her tails and tried to act like he didn't do it.

"They look so fluffy I just wanna touch them." He said while looking around for any weird creatures.

"Sorry to ruin the moment bushhead but we got company!" Yi slammed on his words.

"Hmmm these ones look different let me handle this." The fox summoned her orb of deception and hurled it at them to her surprise they exploded and chunks of smelly greenish orange flesh scattered everywhere about to cover the fox but just as it was a few mere inches from her.

"FACE THE WIND!" Yasuo summoned his windwall to block all the incoming smelly flesh.

"FACE THE WIND!" Ezreal could hear someone yelling in the distance and it sounded like they were in trouble, he arcane shifted up to a advantage point in the trees and saw what was going on he saw Yasuo and Yi and a girl with 9 tails, Wait 9 tails?

"You belong in a museum!" He joined in the crossfire by using Trueshot Barrage effectively finishing off all the zombies and just finishing at the end of the clearing.

"Wow pretty." The 9 tails girl said but she then inspected herself and screamed at Yasuo "YASUO LICK ME CLEAN!" Before he said anything I used essence flux on the mysterious girl and she got all cleaned up. She then decided to give me a hug wtf I don't even know her but I accepted it.