"Quit shootin blanks Felton." Snarks Crystal as the two once again tries and fails to have a were-panther baby.
"Shut the fuck up!" yells Felton angrily "Jesus Christ this ain't fuckin workin!"
"I'd already be pregnant if you hadn't made me leave Jason!" screams Crystal
"I don't want to hear another fucking word about him!" yells Felton as he pins Crystal to the bed. "You're my woman."
Crystal pushes Felton off and begins getting dressed "Oh suck it Felton."
Felton smiles at the idea slowly brewing in his mind, he hated Jason for stealing his woman and he knew exactly how to get revenge on the pretty boy.
"You want Jason? Fine, you can have Jason!" Crystal stares in complete shock, her eyes filling to the brim with happy tears.
"You mean it?" She asks smiling, all she ever wanted was to be with Jason and she'd missed and loved him so much.
Felton's smile falters at the look of Crystal's joy. "After we turn him"
"Turn him? Why the fuck would we turn him?"
Felton laughs at his woman's idiocy. "You want a were-panther baby, then you'll need a were-panther mate."
"Hold the fuck up." States Crystal as she turns to face Felton "You better not be lyin, so you can kill em."
Felton smiles, leave it to his woman to discover his real agenda "I ain't gonna kill em, baby." Crystal glares daggers into Felton "At least not till we got out of em what we want."
Crystal begins jumping up and down in excitement, if she turns Jason then he'll be a part of their pack, he could have her were cubs, Jason would be hers!
"Jason will be our Ghost Daddy." She declares happily, Felton smiles at the pure ignorance of his woman; he knew full well that the ghost daddy legend was a bunch of made up crap, but all he had to do was convince Crystal otherwise.
"So it's a deal? We turn your pretty boy; he has your cubs and then get rid of em."
Crystal smiles, she had no plans on getting rid of Jason, quite the opposite in fact, but Felton didn't need to know any of that "Deal."
Felton smirks "Alright, the next time your boy shows to help the pack we'll knock em out, tie em up and keep em locked up and outta site."
Crystal bites her outer bottom lip and smiles "I'll tell Timbo!" the blond runs from the room in search of the young wolf, eager to tell him their pan and get everything set for Jason's pending arrival.
Felton watches as everyone scurries to prepare the attack, set up the room and get the black strips to use as rope "Just you wait Jason."
And thus the plan to kidnap Jason Stackhouse is created! I always wondered what had to have gone down to make these two even agree to this, after watching the episode I came up with my own :) enjoy!