Bakura stood at a film set for his new TV show, "I can't believe they're not bringing back Zorc and Pals."

"Bakura! Why are you here?" Marik asked.

"I would ask the same thing about you,"

"I'm here because it's out of character to be out of my tomb!"

"Well that explains everything,"

"No it -F-ing doesn't! I have no reason to be here!"

"Well allow me to explain my next evil plan," Bakura changed the subject, "I plan to destroy the world with Zorc, once and for all. With a TV show."

"That. Sounds. Brilliant,"

"I know, it does, doesn't it," Bakura sipped some coffee, "This coffee is terrible! Who made it!?"

A crew member raised his hand, "My wife sir!"

"It was disgusting!" Bakura threw a knife at him, "Kill her if you want to keep your job!"

The crew member ran away crying. Bakura laughed evilly, but continued to drink the coffee.

"So are you bringing back Zorc and Pals?" Marik asked.

"No. Unfortuantley, we lost the copyright to use my character from 4kidz. We were going to use Zorc and Cody, however Cody is no longer among us," Bakura explained.

"What happened to the Disney kid?"

"Disney tried to milk all the cuteness out of the Sprouse, and when he grew too old for the show, they had to put him down,"

"Oh -F-! Well who are you going to use for the show,"

"Research has shown that kids prefer Youtubers over Disney. And out of all Youtubers they prefer Let's Players the most. So we've been using Exandshadow,"

"What why?"

"It's very simple. We all know that Let's plays are going to die out in a couple of months, and commentary groups are going to start the next trend. And we'll start that trend up with Zork and the kid from Brainscratch,"

"Elliot?"

"Not that young,"

"Spax?"

"He's irrelevant at this point,"

"Big Al?"

"What the bloody hell happened to him?"

"Chuggaaconroy?"

"He's a five year in a twenty-one year old's body, but he doesn't count,"

Marik thought about the other commentators, "Ivo?"

"No. Not bloody Ivo!" Bakura shouted, "It's Ted! Ted bloody Wieson!"

While Bakura argued with his girlfriend Ted sat in a trailer with Zorc, "So, what are you doing here?"

"I'm going to destroy the world!" Zorc declared.

"That's nice, I guess,"

"With this show, we will destroy the world with ease!"

"Ok," Ted, decided to change the subject, "You play any games?"

"Does destroying the world count as a game?" Zorc asked.

"No, it doesn't,"

"Then no,"

"Well have you ever played Sonic Adventure 2?"

Bakura and Marik stared into each other's eyes, and before Bakura could trick Marik into coming into his trailer, Zorc walked off the set.

"Zorc! What the bloody are you doing?" Bakurra demanded.

"I don't work with people of the Sonic fanbase, They're not human," Zorc left the studio.

Ted looked out of his trailer, "I just said Sonic Adventure 2," but once he saw Bakura and Marik walk into a trailer, "I'm going back to Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door."