Chapter edited on the sixth of October, in the year two thousand and eight, ay deeeeee.

Summary: The Happy Thestrals, the wizarding world's newest band, has just released their first album: Invisible Carriages and Horseless Wings! Including the smash hit "If I Were a Dark Lord With Rainbow-Colored Hair" and others. Please read… er… listen and review!

Invisible Carriages and Horseless Wings

By: The Happy Thestrals

Track One: Silencio

Track Two: Maybe or Maybe Not

Track Three: She Don't Care

Track Four: If I Were a Dark Lord With Rainbow-Colored Hair

Track Five: Cauldrons and Wands

Track Six: Dementors Are Demented

Track Seven: Did I Tell You About the Phoenix

Track Eight: Fall Out Wizards

Track Nine: Because of That

Track Ten: Did You Know That I Hate Spiders?

Track Eleven: Please Shut Up

Track Twelve: Do the World a Favor and Stop Talking

Track Thirteen: Butterbeer Rocks

Track Fourteen: Invisible Carriages and Horseless Wings

Bonus Track Fifteen: The Ministry of Morons—I Mean Magic

"Invisible Carriages and Horseless Wings" is one of the most popular magic music albums sold around the world! There are plenty of copies everywhere! Here is what some reviewers had to say about the songs:

"The title was what prompted me to buy it. I mean, 'Invisible Carriages and Horseless Wings?' Sounds like the Hogwarts carriages, only they're not pulled by anything, unless whatever it's pulled by are invisible. Great songs."

–Jennifer Vane, 16, Hogwarts student

"The best song was definitely, without a doubt, 'If I Were a Dark Lord With Rainbow-Colored Hair.' I wonder what You-Know-Who would say if he heard that song."

–Arianna Cambridge, 14, Hogwarts student

"This has been bringing plenty of business into my shop. A lot of people seem to like the songs. I haven't listened to them yet, but I'm sure they're great!"

–Katie Mann, Owner of "Magical Music" store

"The song 'The Ministry of Morons—I Mean Magic' is very degrading to our Ministry of Magic, and we hope the Happy Thestrals will choose better themes for their songs from now on."

–Reese White, Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic

"Weird… Bethie, you're really weird."

–Authoress -xAndromedaBlackx-'s friend Janet Wilson

"Wow… you are too obsessed with Harry Potter!"

–Authoress -xAndromedaBlackx-'s friend Megan

"My God. Were you on crack when you wrote this? Wait… don't answer that."

–Authoress -xAndromedaBlackx-'s friend Rebecca

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