This is to be sung to the tune of "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles.
Magical Hogwarts
In the town
Where I was born,
Lived a man
Named Dumbledore.
And he told
Us of his life,
In the land
Of magic tricks.
So we rode
On the train,
Arriving at
A magic school.
There we lived
And learned magic,
At the school
Called Hogwarts.
We all live in a
Magical Hogwarts,
Magical Hogwarts,
Magical Hogwarts.
We all live in a
Magical Hogwarts,
Magical Hogwarts,
Magical Hogwarts.
And our friends
Are always there,
James and Sirius
And Remus.
And the pranks
We start to play.
(Pranks being played.)
We all live in a
Magical Hogwarts,
Magical Hogwarts,
Magical Hogwarts.
We a all live in a
Magical Hogwarts,
Magical Hogwarts,
Magical Hogwarts.
(Sounds of learning magic.)
And we live
A life of fun,
Playing pranks on
everyone.
Going home (going home)
Is the worst part (the worst part)
At the Magical (at the Magical)
Hogwarts (Hogwarts).
We all live in a
Magical Hogwarts,
Magical Hogwarts
Magical Hogwarts
We all live in a
Magical Hogwarts,
Magical Hogwarts,
Magical Hogwarts.
(Repeat and fade.)
Disclaimer: James, Sirius, Remus, and Hogwarts belong to JK Rowling. Anything else from Harry Potter belongs to her as well. "Yellow Submarine" belongs to The Beatles.
Peter is not telling the story. He is not mentioned because I hate him.