Disclaimer I do Not own Sim-bionic titan.
"So do you like the Java, Bob?" asked Barb.
"Yes it is very good thank you for bringing me some" said Octus taking another sip.
The robot actually had taste buds so this was one of the true things they told Barb.
"By the way this sausage is really good what's your secret?" asked Barb.
"I buy meat and hand make it, that frozen stuff is unhealthy as is bacon but sadly it is just so tasty" said Octus.
"Do you mind if I get your recipe?" asked Barb.
"Yes, let me go find it" said Octus.
"Lance saw octus take a pen pretending to look as he wrote the recipe down super fast.
"Here you go" said Octus.
"Thanks you used pepper I never even tasted it" said Barb.
"Your not meant to" said Octus.
"Oh Bob you dirty man" cooed Barb.
"Aargh!" screamed Ilana.
The group looked up at the ceiling as the sound came from the bathroom. Like the doting father he acted as Octus/Bob rushed upstairs with Barb and Lance at his heels.
"Ilana! what's wrong?" asked Octus.
"I...I'm bleeding" said Ilana.
"What, how where?" asked Lance.
There was an uncomfortable silence.
"Honey it's Barb how old are you?" asked Barb.
"15 but I'll be 16 in a couple months" said Ilana.
"Is the bleeding coming from between your legs?" asked Barb.
"um...yes" said Ilana.
"Don't worry honey it's perfectly normal it's just your time of the month" said Barb.
"My what?" asked Ilana.
"Oh uh lets go Lance, Barb do mind filling her in?" asked Octus.
"Yes stuff like this should be handled by a fellow women" said Barb.
"What's she talking about?" asked Lance.
"Not now I'll explain later" said Octus whispering.
"Honey let me in I have something for you" said Barb.
Ilana unlocked the door for Barb who walked in and sat on the tub.
"What's wrong with me?" asked Ilana.
"Nothing is wrong your just experiencing your first menstrual cycle is all, though it would seam that you are a late bloomer" said Barb.
"It's normal?" asked Ilana.
"Very your period happens once a month it clears out the eggs that never got fertilized by a man" said Barb.
"You mean sex?" asked Ilana blushing.
"Yes though you don't get periods when your pregnant" said Barb.
"You called it a menstrual cycle?" asked Ilana.
"Yes there's also PMS it stands for premenstrual syndrome that's when you get symptoms before the actual period" said Barb.
"Wow that's just gross" said Ilana.
"Yeah but I'm not done yet, how heavy is the bleeding?" asked Barb.
"Ilana looking ashamed held up her panties.
"Don't feel bad all women get their periods eventually and I'd say that your a moderate bleeder, here this is a tampon your best friend in this situation put the tube in but leave the string out so you don't have to dig it out later now birth control will also help a little" explained Barb.
"What would I experience during PMS?" asked Ilana.
"Stomach cramps, craving, mood swings, or my favorite lower case pms aka pissed at men syndrome" said Barb.
Ilana laughed a little.
"Our bodies are beautiful works of art designed to create and house our young until they are born" said Barb
"What about men?" asked Ilana.
"Oh please that's just a stick that points and shoots" said Barb.
"Oh" said Ilana.
"Come on lets go to the drug store so we can get you tampons and birth control" said Barb.
"What about Lance he'll try to come' said Ilana.
"Ilana honey it is time to learn the 'it's all your fault and you better fix it' stare it confuses and angers men faster then acting like a crazy ex girlfriend" said Barb.
Ilana laughed even harder.
Downstairs.
"What's going on up there" demanded Lance.
"How long do Galalunans live" asked Octus.
"Um at least 400 to 500 years" said Lance a little confused.
"Well humans only live 80-90 years but like all humanoid lifeforms the female of species once a month they produce blood from their sexual organs which is their body removing bad eggs" said Octus.
"I thought that doesn't happened until our women turned 25 years old?" said Lance.
"Yes on our world but either Ilana is maturing early or she's ingested large amounts of growth hormone" Said Octus.
"Hey if we live so long why do we rush everything?" asked Lance.
"Because our people don't believe in waiting until tomorrow to do anything" said Octus.