One downer evening, Pacifica and Dipper had a little kerfuffle because Dipper looked as if he was flirting with another girl, so she talked with her friends Violet Baudelaire and Isadora Quagmire, feeling betrayed-
"Oh, Violet, Isadora, I don't know what he was thinking. I haven't done anything to him", Pacifica sobbed.
Violet wrapped an arm around her friend. She looked to Isadora and they made a silent agreement.
"Paz, you know, Izzy and I have something to tell you", Violet said.
"It's a little anecdote about Vi's crush on my brother Quigley and how she saw him with Fiona.
It's a little ABBA song so you'll know the gist
And Dipper doesn't get hit with the fist," said Isadora.
Both:
Ah-ha-ha, ah-aaaah
Ah-ha-ha, ah-aaah
Ah-ha-ha
I keep thinking 'bout his angel eyes
I keep thinking, a-aaah
Violet:
One night
I was taking a walk
Isadora:
Along the river
Violet:
And I saw him together
Isadora:
With a young girl
Violet:
And the look
That he gave her
Isadora:
Made her shiver
Violet:
'Cause he always used
To look at me that way
And I thought maybe
Both:
I should walk
Right up to her and say
Ah-ha-ha
It's a game he likes to play
Look into his angel eyes
One look and you're hypnotized
He'll take your heart and you must pay the price
Look into his angel eyes
You'll think you're in paradise
And one day you'll find out he wears a disguise
Don't look too deep into those angel eyes
Oh, no, no, no, no
Violet:
Ah-ha-ha, ah-aaaah
Ah-ha-ha, ah-aaah
Ah-ha-ha
I keep thinking 'bout his angel eyes
I keep thinking, a-aaah
Pacifica joins in.
Pacifica:
Sometimes when I'm lonely I sit and think about him
And it hurts to remember all the good times
When I thought I could never live without him
And I wonder does it have to be the same?
Every time
When I see him will it bring back all the pain?
Ah-ha-ha
How can I forget that name?
All:
Look into his angel eyes
One look and you're hypnotized
He'll take your heart and you must pay the price
Look into his angel eyes
You'll think you're in paradise
And one day you'll find out he wears a disguise
Don't look too deep into those angel eyes
Crazy 'bout his angel eyes
Angel eyes
He took my heart, now I must pay the price
Look into his angel eyes
You'll think you're in paradise
And one day you'll find out he wears a disguise
Don't look too deep
Into those angel eyes
Oh, no, no, no, no
Ah-ha-ha
I keep thinking, a-aaah
I keep thinking
About his angel eyes
Ah-ha-ha
I keep thinking, a-aaah
I keep thinking
About his angel eyes
Ah-ha-ha
A-aaah
I keep thinking about his angel eyes
Ah-ha-ha
I keep thinking, a-aaah
I keep thinking about his angel eyes
Ah-ha-ha, I keep thinking
"Now do you see what we mean?" Violet said.
Pacifica thought for a moment. Then a smile crossed her face. "Yes. Thank you both." She hugged her friends and decided to call up Dipper.