These short little stories show you what happens when you have too many almonds! (They double as drugs O.o) Yes me and my friend who helped me write this were both high on almonds when we wrote this. (Note: Do not have more than 10 almonds in one hour.)
In the conference room, inside a couch tent in the corner of the room, sat Frank Archer and his military dogs, discussing the next plans for invasion.
"Another invasion... and why are we in a couch tent…?" one of the soldiers whispered.
"I don't know… but I think Colonel Archer finally cracked." Another replied.
"Alright men," Archer said, "The next place we invade will be…" he then took all the maps of multiple cities they had out and threw them on the floor then grabbed a map of Central City and stuck it one of the soldiers foreheads, "Central!"
"Uhm… Colonel Archer sir… we can't invade Central." One of the soldiers said.
"What?! Why not?!" Archer asked.
"We're in Central!"
"So we've already successfully invaded! Good job men!!" Archer said and put one foot on the table they had and struck a proud pose with one fist up. Outside the couch tent there was an Archer shaped indent in the sheet. "I'm so proud!" He said, with tears in his eyes.
"Why is the map stuck to me head?" The soldier with the map on his forehead muttered.
"Because the display board is broken." Archer replied, muffled by the sheet.
A soldier from the back of the group said, "Heh, my bad, I was practicing karate."
Archer sat back down and started looking through the maps again while saying, "Alright, time to discuss our next invasion!"
To be continued…
Yes it was short, but awesome none the less!!