Guardians Of Ga'Hoole Spoof
#1 Gylfie's Idea
AT THE GREAT GA'HOOLE TREE
Gylfie: I got an idea!
Otulissa: What is it?
Martin: Yeah, what is it?
Gylfie: LETS HAVE A SLEEPOVER!
Digger: Cool.
Gylfie: *eyes narrow* Girls only.
Soren: YAY I CAN GO!
Gylfie: Soren your a boy.
Soren: *gasps* I AM
Otulissa: Yes.
Gylfie: If you were a girl, i wouldnt have a crush on you.
Soren: Yay! IM NOT INVITED!
Gylfie: Come on Otulissa, let's make invatations.
IN THE LIBRARY
1 HOUR LATER
Gylfie: Otulissa you done writing the invitations?
Otulissa: Wait, I was supposed to do it?
Gylfie: YES!
Otulissa: LOOK WHAT I GOT! *shows Gylfie a box that says: "make your own time bomb"*
Gylfie: Why do you need that? Where did you get it?
OTULISSA'S FLASHBACK
Mystery Person: WANT A BOMB? Only 5 peices of glass!
Otulissa: YES!
Mystery Person: Dont work on the invitations, just take it! *flies away*
Otulissa: YAY I FINISHED BUILDING IT! NOW I GOT TO GIVE IT TO SOREN!
AFTER THE FLASHBACK
Gylfie: OTULISSA!
Otulissa: I gave it to Soren.
Gylfie: *sighs*
Otulissa: I already told the people I want to invite. I invited:
Ruby
Eglantine
Pellimore
Strix Struma
Nyra
Gylfie: STRIX STRUMA AND NYRA ARE DEAD! And Nyra is evil.
Otulissa: *hears door bell* HERE THEY ARE!
THE SLEEP OVER
Soren: I SET THE BOMB! ITS TICKING! :D
(only Gylfie and Otulissa and Soren are in the room)
*The bomb explodes*
IN THE REAL WORLD
Gylfie: WHAT THE CRAP DID YOU DO SOREN?
Soren: I blew us up!
Otulissa: Oh crap... we're in the "human" world.
Gylfie: BURGER KING!
Otulissa: N-no Gylf-
Gylfie: *is gone*
Soren: Where is she?
Otulissa: Oh well...
Gylfie: *flies back with a Burger King bag* I GOTZ CHEESEBURGERS AND A TOY!
Otulissa: What else.
Gylfie: APPLE FRIES!
Soren: I WANT THE TOY!
Gylfie: I only got one! OH CRAP THE CHEESEBURGERS ARE COLD!
Soren: *cries*
Gylfie: Throws a hot wheel at Soren* I WANTED MY LITTLE PONY!
Otulissa: Uhhh
Soren: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM VROOM VROOM! *plays with car*
Otulissa: Can i have an apple frie?
Gylfie: *throws a moldy one at her*
Otulissa: Thats appalling.
Gylfiie: YOUR APPALLING THEY ARE DELISHOUS!
Soren: NOOOOOO! *toy car falls*
Gylfie: Heyy
Otulissa: What?
Gylfie: AN OWL! Hello Mr. I LIKE BURGER KING!
Random Owl: I like McDonalds!
Soren: I WANT MY CAR!
Otulissa: Im going to kill myself.
Soren: LET ME DO IT FOR YOU!
Otulissa: No!
Gylfie: BURGER KING!
Soren: I FOUND A BOMB! Its ticking! *bomb explodes*
THE END OF GYLFIE'S IDEA
to be continued in another spoof...
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-Wolfstar123