Yes, I did name this fic after the amazing, super fantastic, and jizz-worthy song 'Kickstart' by Example. I like the remix by Bar9 a LOT. Better, hence the title. :)Haha.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or any other for of the anime and manga. I do, however, own a wide imagination which you will see in the upcoming chapters.

They will be speaking different languages. But, I am too lazy to do translations so, the different languages will be in bold and I will tell you what they're speaking. I was thinking maybe Spanish? Or Hawaiian (Since I am Hawaiian and that would be very easy for me)?

.:Kickstarts:.

Have you ever wanted to punch something so badly, you didn't stop to think about the consequences?

"I'd tap her so hard."

Good Mother of Jesus, he wouldn't shut the fuck up. Best friends or not, Sasuke Uchiha couldn't handle it when anyone talked about her like that. Unfortunately for his blond childhood friend, he hadn't noticed the deadly aura surrounding Konoha's basketball captain. If Naruto didn't shut his mouth...

"Ho-ly shit. Look at her rack! What I wouldn't do to be that shirt right now..."

Then again, if Sasuke had informed his best friend of his interest (more like borderline obsession) with the female Hyuuga captain, he wouldn't be plotting his demise. "Naruto," He seethed through pearly, clenched teeth.

But, even if, the knuckle-head continued his taunting. "Hinata-chan is so sexy. I'd love to just fuc-"

However, poor Naruto didn't get to finish his sentences, for a fist connected with his jaw, promptly cutting off any inappropriate words. Sasuke let a sly smirk on his thin pale lips as the only indication that he was, extremely, satisfied with his rather irrational decision. Unfortunately for Konoha's hottest basketball player, his cocky smirk didn't last long as his best friend returned the favor to the side of his cheek.

Soon, both athletes were rolling around on the expensive tile of the Junior Hallway trying to kick each other's ass before Headmistress Tsunade Senju, whom was also Naruto's great-aunt, pulled her nephew back and Itachi Uchiha, a senior, knocked Sasuke back into a wall. Flying insults at the younger Uchiha, the Uzumaki-Namizake heir struggled in his aunt's grasp, trying to find out the reason for his friends hostile attitude. Landing a swift kick to Naruto's side as to say "I got the last hit; I won, motherfucker", Sasuke smirked as his older (and stronger) brother literately dragged his ass to Tsunade's office.

A/N: Well, my boredom pretty much slapped me in the face and since I'm always on FF. Net and reading stories, I decided to put my energy to use. Then, BAM! This was created in less than 30 minutes. Might as well add another chapter fic, right? Its summer and, although I have crap to do, I'd rather waste all my time on the computer :D Lol.

So, I'm going to ask for suggestions, then. What language should be Hinata's, like, main one? Well, they speak Japanese, of course. But I like to mix it up. (That, and I read a fic where Hinata and her mother spoke fluent Spanish, and I thought that was pretty tight. Of course it was a while ago and I forgot the fic..) Anyway, tell me what you guys think! Writers love hearing your point of view!

Till the next chapter.