Disclaimer:I own nothing!!!!!! Muahahahah!!!! Oh wait... that's a bad thing :(
A/N:Hey everyone!!! I'm back with another story out the weirdness of my mind!!! YAY!!! Ok well this story is about our two favorite Saiyans, Vegeta and Goku, thinking that they are Invader Zim and Gir...LOL! I have no idea how I came up with this concept, but It sounds like fun! Please let me know what you think!! K???
On with the story!!!!
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Insomnia
It was a dark and not stormy night. (A/N Cuz if were to be a strormy night, people would start to think that this was a depressing story but its not!!! Ahem! Anyways! Hehe!) All the good little boys and girls in the city were fast asleep in their beds waiting for that one man who would come and entertain them and give them presents.... No, it's not Santa........for Christmas was months away. It hadn't even begun to snow yet!! No, the man who they were waiting for was a different kind of man... The kind of man that wanted to kill things and cause fires.....A kinda of man that seemed to have a bad case of hemroids 24/7.. Yes, THAT man.. None other than our favorite Prince,... Veggie!!!!!
*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*
Our story begins with our hero suffering from a slight case of insomnia, because a certain blue-haired wonder keeps snoring. Not just any kind of snoring either. This is the kind of snoring done by the greatest scientist in the world kinda snoring. Let's take a look, shall we???...........
Even More *La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La
'Grrrr... Stupid woman, with her snoring!..' Vegeta thought tossing and turning in the king size bed he and his mate shared...'Why won't it stop?! That's it! A Saiyan Prince can only take so much!' He turned over to face her and began shaking the snoring psycho....
"Woman!!!...." He said pushing her so she would wake up.. "Woman! Get up! Your snoring!!!"
"Nooo... Go away Mr. Platapus... graadlasdfa"Bulma said sleepily while opening her eyes then dropping back to unconciousness.
"Grrr Woman! Wake up! No more snoring!!!"
"Ndkljfalkdja.."
"Hmph. You just get stranger and stranger everytime we meet......"
"Hehe...Easy peasy lemon squeasy hehe jellybeans heh huh? Butterfly! Gngngngnggnhhhhhhhhhhh....." Bulma mubled while stretching her hands out in as if she were looking for something. Unfortunatly her hands grasped the body of a very annoyed (A/N: And scared! LOL!) prince who was just barely balancing on the very edge of the bed. Her hands wrapped themselves around his waist and by some Dende-known force, she pulled him in close to her.Startled by the woman's sudden movement, Vegeta was slowly being suffocated because she would just keep tightening her arms...
*Flashback*
"I'm bored. Baka Onna she better fix that damn training room." Vegeta said walking into the living room of Capsule Corp. He sat himself down on a sofa and turned on the thing the humans liked to call a "T.V."
"Hmph. This better be entertaining...Or else...I'll send it to the next dimension!! Muahahahahahah!!!!!!!" He said, trying to relive some of his evil glory days.. Ah memories......
"Hehehehe!" Not knowing that he wasn't alone in the room, Vegeta turned around to see Mrs. Briefs covering her mouth with her hand giggling to her hearts comtempt.....Not wanting her to see him blush, Vegeta turned back to the T.V. and kept quiet. Twitching eyebrow and all.....
"Oh don't let me bother you, Sweatheart..lalalala" She said walking off....somewhere....
"Grr..." He pushed the red button on the remote and the TV turned on to the "Animal Planet"
"........And with its mighty strength, the boa constrictor suffocates its prey by tightening around the victim, cutting off it's air supply...It dies a horrible tragic death....Isn't that cool kids!!!" The voice in the TV said.......
*End Flashback*
'She wants to suffocate me! Ahhh!' Vegeta thought while trying to wiggle his way out of Bulma's reach.She on the other hand was smiling and saying "Nice kitty!" every few moments. Vegeta faded out and landed standing on the floor, looking down at his mate who by now, had noticed that(in her words) "Kitty go bye bye.." and was making a pouty face. She grabbed one of Vegeta's pillows and began caressing it soflty, a huge smile back on her face."Heh kitty." Vegeta looked on in amusement and some horror at Bulma.'What did I get myself into in chosing her as a mate?! Well, she does keep me entertained. Heh. Well, I'm not going to get any sleep here. I don't feel like going to the guest room. I know I'll just kick the brat out of his room! After all a boy should respect his father!' Vegeta thought as he walked out the room, with a blanket in one hand and a pillow in the other, making his way to Trunks' room.
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Vegeta opened the door to his son's room to find that it was quiet, peaceful room. Or so he thought...... As he neared Trunks, muffled sounds could be heard comng from the young prince.
"What now?" He made his way towards Trunks, who looked pretty mad and was tossing and turning as well.
"Brat! Don't let your nightmares take control of you! Stop being so weak!" Vegeta said waking up his now half-concious son. Trunks looked at his father warily then struggled to get away from him, screaming at the top of his lungs.
"What?!" Vegeta said(A/N:Actually yelled...) at the paranoid child.
"No! Goten!!!! I don't want anymore fried chicken!!!! No! I'm a vegitarian!!! Ahhhh!!! Get it away!!!!!!!" Trunks yelled, while backing up into the wall with his hands over his face....
'Oh no this one too! Damn! I'm gonna have to sleep on the couch! Grrr..' Vegeta looked at Trunks and realised that he had still been sleeping through this whole time.'He's dreaming about one of Kakarott's brats....That must scary. Kakarott brat plus fried chicken...bad combination...' Vegeta shuddered at the thought of Goten and fried chicken, then woke up the still screaming child.
"Brat! Wake up!" He yelled grabbing Trunks by the collar and shaking him vigorously. Trunks woke up and looked at Vegeta.
"Huh? Chicken?"
"No, brat it's me. I have no chicken."
"Oh ok, Dad. Ummm.... What's up?" Vegeta gave an exasperated sigh and threw Trunks on to his bed and exited the room with his blanket and pillow, leaving a very confused Trunks behind.
"Goten, fried chicken ghghghg..." Trunks said while drifting back to sleep.
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'Maybe I'll be able to get some sleep now, I'm surronded by psycotic people...What have I done??? Ugh.. Sleep.. What the?!' Vegeta noticed a small light coming from the living room area.'Great, first I almost get suffocated then I have a mental image of Kakarott Brat 1 and fried chicken Now what?!' He thought getting closer to the living room. Small laughs could be heard coming from someone.
"Who the hell is that? The onna's parents, the onna , an the brat are in their rooms, and I'm here, so it can't anyone that lives in this house."
Even before he saw who it was he already knew. He knew all to well that familiar ki signature.'What the hell is HE doing here?!' And he was right.There he was, sitting in HIS house, in HIS couch, watching HIS TV, covering himself with probably one of HIS blankets, and eating HIS popcorn. 'We had popcorn? The woman never told me that we had popcorn...Er!'
"Kakarott!!!!! What in the blue hell are you doing here?!!!!"
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Dun! Dun! Dun! Well, there you go. First chapter done! Yay! What is Goku doing at C.C.? What is he watching? Why didn't he tell Veggie? Why is Goten obsessed with fried chicken? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!!!!!!
Next time on Dragon Ball Z: We learn the true motive behind Goku's secret visit! Be careful Vegeta, this could get messy! Next time!!! Dundundundundun dun dun dun dunananana!! LOL!
Review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N:Hey everyone!!! I'm back with another story out the weirdness of my mind!!! YAY!!! Ok well this story is about our two favorite Saiyans, Vegeta and Goku, thinking that they are Invader Zim and Gir...LOL! I have no idea how I came up with this concept, but It sounds like fun! Please let me know what you think!! K???
On with the story!!!!
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Insomnia
It was a dark and not stormy night. (A/N Cuz if were to be a strormy night, people would start to think that this was a depressing story but its not!!! Ahem! Anyways! Hehe!) All the good little boys and girls in the city were fast asleep in their beds waiting for that one man who would come and entertain them and give them presents.... No, it's not Santa........for Christmas was months away. It hadn't even begun to snow yet!! No, the man who they were waiting for was a different kind of man... The kind of man that wanted to kill things and cause fires.....A kinda of man that seemed to have a bad case of hemroids 24/7.. Yes, THAT man.. None other than our favorite Prince,... Veggie!!!!!
*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*
Our story begins with our hero suffering from a slight case of insomnia, because a certain blue-haired wonder keeps snoring. Not just any kind of snoring either. This is the kind of snoring done by the greatest scientist in the world kinda snoring. Let's take a look, shall we???...........
Even More *La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La*La
'Grrrr... Stupid woman, with her snoring!..' Vegeta thought tossing and turning in the king size bed he and his mate shared...'Why won't it stop?! That's it! A Saiyan Prince can only take so much!' He turned over to face her and began shaking the snoring psycho....
"Woman!!!...." He said pushing her so she would wake up.. "Woman! Get up! Your snoring!!!"
"Nooo... Go away Mr. Platapus... graadlasdfa"Bulma said sleepily while opening her eyes then dropping back to unconciousness.
"Grrr Woman! Wake up! No more snoring!!!"
"Ndkljfalkdja.."
"Hmph. You just get stranger and stranger everytime we meet......"
"Hehe...Easy peasy lemon squeasy hehe jellybeans heh huh? Butterfly! Gngngngnggnhhhhhhhhhhh....." Bulma mubled while stretching her hands out in as if she were looking for something. Unfortunatly her hands grasped the body of a very annoyed (A/N: And scared! LOL!) prince who was just barely balancing on the very edge of the bed. Her hands wrapped themselves around his waist and by some Dende-known force, she pulled him in close to her.Startled by the woman's sudden movement, Vegeta was slowly being suffocated because she would just keep tightening her arms...
*Flashback*
"I'm bored. Baka Onna she better fix that damn training room." Vegeta said walking into the living room of Capsule Corp. He sat himself down on a sofa and turned on the thing the humans liked to call a "T.V."
"Hmph. This better be entertaining...Or else...I'll send it to the next dimension!! Muahahahahahah!!!!!!!" He said, trying to relive some of his evil glory days.. Ah memories......
"Hehehehe!" Not knowing that he wasn't alone in the room, Vegeta turned around to see Mrs. Briefs covering her mouth with her hand giggling to her hearts comtempt.....Not wanting her to see him blush, Vegeta turned back to the T.V. and kept quiet. Twitching eyebrow and all.....
"Oh don't let me bother you, Sweatheart..lalalala" She said walking off....somewhere....
"Grr..." He pushed the red button on the remote and the TV turned on to the "Animal Planet"
"........And with its mighty strength, the boa constrictor suffocates its prey by tightening around the victim, cutting off it's air supply...It dies a horrible tragic death....Isn't that cool kids!!!" The voice in the TV said.......
*End Flashback*
'She wants to suffocate me! Ahhh!' Vegeta thought while trying to wiggle his way out of Bulma's reach.She on the other hand was smiling and saying "Nice kitty!" every few moments. Vegeta faded out and landed standing on the floor, looking down at his mate who by now, had noticed that(in her words) "Kitty go bye bye.." and was making a pouty face. She grabbed one of Vegeta's pillows and began caressing it soflty, a huge smile back on her face."Heh kitty." Vegeta looked on in amusement and some horror at Bulma.'What did I get myself into in chosing her as a mate?! Well, she does keep me entertained. Heh. Well, I'm not going to get any sleep here. I don't feel like going to the guest room. I know I'll just kick the brat out of his room! After all a boy should respect his father!' Vegeta thought as he walked out the room, with a blanket in one hand and a pillow in the other, making his way to Trunks' room.
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Vegeta opened the door to his son's room to find that it was quiet, peaceful room. Or so he thought...... As he neared Trunks, muffled sounds could be heard comng from the young prince.
"What now?" He made his way towards Trunks, who looked pretty mad and was tossing and turning as well.
"Brat! Don't let your nightmares take control of you! Stop being so weak!" Vegeta said waking up his now half-concious son. Trunks looked at his father warily then struggled to get away from him, screaming at the top of his lungs.
"What?!" Vegeta said(A/N:Actually yelled...) at the paranoid child.
"No! Goten!!!! I don't want anymore fried chicken!!!! No! I'm a vegitarian!!! Ahhhh!!! Get it away!!!!!!!" Trunks yelled, while backing up into the wall with his hands over his face....
'Oh no this one too! Damn! I'm gonna have to sleep on the couch! Grrr..' Vegeta looked at Trunks and realised that he had still been sleeping through this whole time.'He's dreaming about one of Kakarott's brats....That must scary. Kakarott brat plus fried chicken...bad combination...' Vegeta shuddered at the thought of Goten and fried chicken, then woke up the still screaming child.
"Brat! Wake up!" He yelled grabbing Trunks by the collar and shaking him vigorously. Trunks woke up and looked at Vegeta.
"Huh? Chicken?"
"No, brat it's me. I have no chicken."
"Oh ok, Dad. Ummm.... What's up?" Vegeta gave an exasperated sigh and threw Trunks on to his bed and exited the room with his blanket and pillow, leaving a very confused Trunks behind.
"Goten, fried chicken ghghghg..." Trunks said while drifting back to sleep.
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'Maybe I'll be able to get some sleep now, I'm surronded by psycotic people...What have I done??? Ugh.. Sleep.. What the?!' Vegeta noticed a small light coming from the living room area.'Great, first I almost get suffocated then I have a mental image of Kakarott Brat 1 and fried chicken Now what?!' He thought getting closer to the living room. Small laughs could be heard coming from someone.
"Who the hell is that? The onna's parents, the onna , an the brat are in their rooms, and I'm here, so it can't anyone that lives in this house."
Even before he saw who it was he already knew. He knew all to well that familiar ki signature.'What the hell is HE doing here?!' And he was right.There he was, sitting in HIS house, in HIS couch, watching HIS TV, covering himself with probably one of HIS blankets, and eating HIS popcorn. 'We had popcorn? The woman never told me that we had popcorn...Er!'
"Kakarott!!!!! What in the blue hell are you doing here?!!!!"
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Dun! Dun! Dun! Well, there you go. First chapter done! Yay! What is Goku doing at C.C.? What is he watching? Why didn't he tell Veggie? Why is Goten obsessed with fried chicken? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!!!!!!
Next time on Dragon Ball Z: We learn the true motive behind Goku's secret visit! Be careful Vegeta, this could get messy! Next time!!! Dundundundundun dun dun dun dunananana!! LOL!
Review!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!